Exactly!!! The sex scandals are the LEAST destructive aspect of that whole 8 year frat party. The worst parts were either completely lied about or ommitted from this "tell all" book. Hillary wants the media to go on a feeding frenzy about the sex scandals, first off because it titilates and distracts the sheeple, thus the REAL treasonous acts aren't addressed, next because that's what causes the sucker soccer moms to view her as a victim.
I haven't read her Hineous' book, and I doubt I will unless I get it free from the library, but I can guarentee there's nothing about the gutting of our intelligence services, the drawdown and demorilization of the military (while using them as a meals-on-wheels program), the allowing of turning down of the offer of Osama from the Sudan, the list is endless.
This woman can supposedly "remember" the minute details of the Monica revalation, but had no recollection of how the billing records that the grand jury was looking for got into her personal files.
Case in point: A week or so ago our hero shouted down Norman Mailer rather than engage him in rational argument. Mailer is on the left. He is also indisputably bright. Mailer's point that day was that we do not control Baghdad. We won the war but we will still lose service men and women for some time to come. (btw. Mailer is a combat vet...okinawa) This is a clearly accurate assessment that we need to face. Hannity's response was to shout him down while reviling him as an anti-American leftie who only wants to see us fail. Worse than that, Hannity continued to villify Mailer after the call was over and Mailer could not respond...cheap and weak.
Hannity has the pulpit at a very important time. He's blowing it. We would all benefit if he had less ego and more intelligence.
HITLERYMANIA SWEEPS THE NATION
Barbara Walters had one of the highest rated programs when she interviewed former co-President and last lady Hitlery Clinton Sunday night. That Hitlery should have picked "Baba Wawa" to interview her comes as no suprise being that Barbara once did a TV special proclaiming Jane Fonda as "one of the most important woman of the 20th century" So it was only natural that Barbara who probably see`s Hitlery as one of the most honest women of the 20th century should interview the first lady of lying.
After Hitlerys fabulous performance on the mock interview, what can only be best described as "Hitlerymania" swept the country yesterday as the silverware thief and her entourage toured bookstores around the goldfish bowl of liberal New York to meet with her devoted fanatics most of whom were rather masculine looking women. The devotion was so great that it reminded one of the days of the Jim Jones following in Guyana.
When asked what their favorite Hitlery scandal is, the fans all had their favorites."I love the time she called Paul Fray a f@#$@%` Jew bastard" said one woman. Another said she actually had two favorite scandals "I love the time Hitlery thanked Juanita Broaddrick for all she had done for Bill right after Juanita was raped by Bill and the time she hired private detectives as part of her bimbo squad to get all of Bills former victims to sign affadavits claiming they never had an affair with Bill." The women were besides themselves with excitement when describing their favorite Hitlery scandal. "I like the time she said there would be hell to pay if her thugs didn`t fire the travel office on false charges of theft which destroyed the careers of people who been there for 30 years." said one woman. "No no no" said another as they squealed with delight. "I like the time she had Bill pardon FALN terrorists who bombed NYC and Chicago 130 times even 
though they never asked to be pardoned just so she could ingratiate herself to a bunch of Puerto Rican psychos and get their votes" Oh that`s nothing said one woman...How about the time she kissed Arafats wife Soha right after Soha cursed out the Jews because Hitlery was so overjoyed at the remark? That was pure genius! Or the time she was adamant on Larry King live that she had no intention of running for office, or even thought about running for office then she runs for Senator. Just like she`s saying now that she has no intention of running for the Presidency, hasn`t even thought about running for the Presidency which means she`s going to run for the Presidency! I love it! She is my favorite liar of all time! I have everyone of her greatest cons!" When asked what Hitlery has accomplished besides scandals, being last lady, or winning a Senate race that she won by doing favors for criminals, something the liberals never mention because they`re too busy crying about Al Gore not being able to get overseas military ballots disqualified in Florida while trying to get convicted felons to break the law and vote, the women stared at each other blankly.
At one stop on the tour at the Barnes and Noble bookstore in Manhattan, fanatics were lined up by the hundreds holding signs of their favorite Hitlery scandal. "Travel office Billy Dale- false 
charges-Jury clears him in just 2 hours" to "900 FBI files" to "Cattle futures 1000 to 100,000 bucks" and "Vince Foster" "Throw coffee in a Marines face" and "Throw a book at a secret service agent" The group Hanson was brought in to entertain the mostly female crowd before Hitlery was to appear, but they only played 2 songs as they were summarily booed by the rather butch looking crowd.
The crowd was growing restless by the time it was 2pm as Hitlery still didn`t show up for the 12 noon appearence. A few times the crowd screamed when a limo pulled up, but quickly died down when it was seen that it was just another liberal hollywood celebrity eager to meet the messiah of mental patients. But then, as 2:30 approached, trumpets could be heard in the distance. The crowd quieted down to listen and then when the 1000 limo entourage could be seen pulling up the street, all hell broke loose. The screams were absolutely deafening as the fanatics realized that their Hitlery was here. "My ears were ringing all day" one cop later recalled. "I never seen anything like it." The limos pulled up, one after the other and it seemed as if they were never ending. The blare of the gladiator-like trumpets got louder which only intensified the screams of the fanatics and a few women even fainted in which they had to be carried off to a waiting ambulance.
Then it happened. Hitlerys limo finally came to a stop in front of the bookstore and the 
fanatics just went absolutely nuts. Police did all they could to hold the fanatics back behind the barricades, and a few times they were almost overwhelmed. When they saw Hitlery being carried from her limo like Cleopatra on a bed by four shirtless muscle bound lesbians, the fanatics lost control and screamed with all their might, crying and reaching out for their idol. Hitlery looked down on them and scoffed a few times while a lesbian midget fed her grapes until she was brought down slowly to a podium where she could harangue the masses. The crowd was just completely out of control now, they just screamed and screamed and screamed while Hitlery stood there with her head in the air and her arms 
folded that reminded one of Mussolini on a balcony. Then, in a deep booming voice, Hitlery gave the command for the crowd to be SILENT. And as if by some miracle, all the fanatics just immediately shut up."I could hear a pin drop" recalled the Mayor who was on hand. "I just never seen anything like it! It actually brought tears to my eyes!" Then Hitlery gave her world famous Nazi salute and the crowd just went wild again! Screaming and crying out the 
name of their diety, "Hitlery! Hitlery! Hitlery!" Women were just overcome with emotion, just crying like babies, calling out to Hitlery to do one of her famous scandals to which the sick woman happily complied. "Paul Fray is a f----- Jew bastard" Hitlery said, pounding her fist on the podium. The crowd just lost it and screamed wildly at this rare treat, to see Hitlery and in person no less, do one of her famous scandals. Then as an added bonus, she even did one more! "If my business partner Bill raped you, I thank you! Now sign this affadavit!" The women were just overcome now, screaming themselves horse.
Hitlery was then carried into the bookstore after which she changed into a urine colored suit and sat at a throne to begin signing copies of the book she didn`t write. The place was a madhouse with photographers and fans all caught in the crush to be near their brain idle idol. "She had this manic grin constantly on her face. It was pretty strange." said one of the men handling the security of the bookstore. "She just had this constant crazy wild eyed look on her, and she would look up at the ceiling and twitch her head like a bird following a fly, but there was no fly there. Someone would pass her a book and she would sign it without even looking at it. It`s obvious she`s quite mad."
After 15 minutes it was apparent that things were getting quite out of control. The rush of the fanatics was too much and the situation started getting extremely dangerous. Normal people passing by started getting crushed and that`s when it was decided to cut short the signing, much to the dismay of the fanatics. "I`ve been waiting here for three days" cried one woman. Other women were more lucky, "I touched Hitlery! I touched Hitlery!" she cried, "She was so crazy, I`ll never touch her again! Never!" The Hitlery book tour is to continue all this month and probably for the next 10 years while she ignores her job as Senator of New York like she has done since winning, culminating with a Nuremberg like rally at Madison Square garden this week.
