HILLARY'S SUPPORTERS KNEEL IN SUPPLICATION TO THEIR GODDESS
The new regulation, which mandates all employees and ticketed passengers remove their clothing while on airport property, was deemed necessary for inspection of tattoos and scars for identification purposes, and to prevent secreting weapons upon their person that potentially may be used in a terrorist attack.
Officials defended the action stating you can't be too careful. One unnamed source said that it's no big deal.
"This is just a temporary "stopgap"(sic) measure and won't be necessary once teleporting is a reality", said the source.
Most of the passengers meekly complied with the order with few exceptions. Those that did not, were held for questioning and further interviews by Homeland Security officals.
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That looks like the tortolini shells I had for dinner last night.
Leni
"No matter how hard you work composing a picture, there's always at least one arse who just has to look at the camera."