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To: 4mycountry
Experts to repair 'faeces fossil'

The Viking fossil is a key attraction at the museum Archaeologists are carrying out one of their most delicate projects to date - the careful restoration of 1200-year-old human faeces.

Measuring 20cm by 5cm, the exhibit is thought to be the largest fossilised human excrement ever found.

But despite surviving for well over 1,000 years, the Viking relic was broken into three pieces during a recent school visit to its home, the Archaeological Resource Centre (Arc) in York.

Now team member Gill Snape, a student from the University of Bradford, has the unenviable task of restoring the artefact to its former glory.

But despite admitting she has "never done anything quite like this before", the 21-year-old told BBC News Online it was not quite the revolting job people assumed.

"It's rock hard, it doesn't smell and it's certainly not squishy," said Ms Snape.

Centrepiece attraction

Museum chiefs are desperate to see their star exhibit glued back together because it is popular with the schoolchildren that make up a large percentage of their visitors.

"The kids loved it," Ms Snape added.

"We've even had thank you letters saying 'thank you for showing us the poo'."

After it is delicately glued back together, Ms Snape said the fossil would be mounted on perspex for visitors to "fully appreciate its glory as the centrepiece of the Arc".

And she had a message for anyone who doubted the impressive stature of the item, which was discovered in 1972 on land now occupied by Lloyds TSB Bank in York.

"It's huge - and bear in mind it's shrunk since it was deposited," she added

11 posted on 06/07/2003 6:49:05 PM PDT by blam
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To: blam
ROTFLMBO!!!
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restoring the artefact to its former glory.
the fossil would be mounted on perspex for visitors to "fully appreciate its glory as the centrepiece of the Arc".

It's poo. What's so glorifing about it? Why don't I get an award evey time I do that?

You know, you have to wonder if perhaps that Viking is looking down from heaven, going, "Oh god, they're doomed. You know thet're doomed when they're fascinated with poo. They're absolutely doomed..."

16 posted on 06/07/2003 6:59:53 PM PDT by 4mycountry (Japanese drain pipe is so tiny, please don't flush too much toilet papers.)
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I understand also that the Viking fossil is strangely in the shape of James Carville's head!
19 posted on 06/07/2003 7:05:21 PM PDT by dukeman
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To: blam
Measuring 20cm by 5cm, the exhibit is thought to be the largest fossilised human excrement ever found.

What about Teddy (the swimmer) Kennedy?

20 posted on 06/07/2003 7:06:03 PM PDT by BigLittle
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Doesn't Senator Byrd count as fossilized human excrement? He's way bigger than 20 CM by 5 CM
33 posted on 06/07/2003 7:43:44 PM PDT by muir_redwoods
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i'm sorry. every time i see these articles i think of 'the motel of the mysteries," which seems to put all our little temporal desires into perspective.


51 posted on 01/01/2005 4:34:45 PM PST by wildwood
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