[50sDad]

The Trilateral Commission, along with the Committee on Foriegn Relations are both trying to overcome the alliance between the Grays (Zeta Reticulli, not the ones descended from the Reptillians) and the Men In Black. Sadly, the only ones left that actually escaped from the sleeper agents of the Warren Commission are JFK and Oswald, who were separated at birth, and faked their own deaths. Elvis, the CIA sleeper, was the one that tried to shoot Kennedy from the grassy knoll, but failed when H.G.Wells prototype time machine phased in for a moment and skewed the path of the bullet (producing the "magic bullet" by moving the projectile back in time and space, and allowing it to trace through the same physical space twice.) Elvis got even years later by fixing the brakes on Teddy Kennedy's car, but failed that too. Anyway, the real problem is that there IS NO OIL under Iraq...it is all a coverup...the real oil is UNDER ISRAEL but nobody knows that...the pipeline is built from a plasiconcrete invented by NICOLAS TELSA! It was put in place a six thousand years ago by Egyptian "gods" who were really just incredibly advanced Aztec engineers. And you see, it is just a mater of time before I SLIP and begin to TYPE in ALL CAPS and begin frothing FROM THE MOUTH and BABBLING ABOUT THE MEANING OF THE NUMBER 23, AND ON AND ON...

[Mr. Mojo]

I understand now. ....Thanks for clearing that up.

[MrJingles]

...the only ones left that actually escaped from the sleeper agents of the Warren Commission are JFK and Oswald, who were separated at birth, and faked their own deaths. Elvis, the CIA sleeper, was the one that tried to shoot Kennedy from the grassy knoll...

...there IS NO OIL under Iraq...it is all a coverup...the real oil is UNDER ISRAEL but nobody knows that...the pipeline is built from a plasiconcrete invented by NICOLAS TELSA! It was put in place a six thousand years ago by Egyptian "gods"...

Hey, I think this is Art Bell's topic tonight!