[JoeSixPack1]

All Freeperettes are required to print this out and memorize!!!! :-)

[Ben Bolt]

Common sense & humour bump . Thanks for sharing Joe !

[stands2reason]

I'll be taking these one at a time.

BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

I don't carry a purse, otherwise I'd lose it. If it doesn't fit in my pocket, it stays at home.

Now, beer is another matter....I sit here and think of a nice chilled Duvel for summer, or Negro Modela with some good Tex-Mex or a clean, crisp Chinese lager like Tsing-Tao ("ching-dow"). If I'm feeling adventurous I may go for a barry Lambic like Frambozen.

In wintertime, mebbe an oatmeal stout, though decanting an aged Chimay adds to a special occasion.

[stands2reason]

You have too many shoes.

Seven pairs.

[stands2reason]

Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!

I love my husband. I don't torture the man. I tell him what I want, he gets it for me. Everyone else I know just gives me gift certificates. I'm impossible to shop for.

[Fiddlstix]

ROFLMAO!
Bump

[uglybiker]

If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
We refuse to answer.

Ducking and running now...

[I got the rope]

1. You have enough clothes.

LOL...this hit home. I just came back from the mall with my wife. She apparantly doesn't have anything (new) to wear to church tomorrow. I think this is the third week in a row...grrrr!

[Wiser now]

Very few women past the age of 50 look good with long hair. Shorter is more flattering. I recently got my long hair cut, and the reaction of a male friend was "Wow! I have to say "Hello" to _______young new wife! She looks 10 years younger." I'm not growing my hair back any time soon.

[Nowhere Man]

Hey, it's like this, women have their "inner b!@#$," we have our "inner pig." B-) Like any animal, you cannot keep them cooped up in a cage all the time, you got to let them roam and be free every so often. Yeah, there are times as guys, we got to listen to our womenfolk and they have to do with us, but this post does mark our differences though. This post cracked me up and has really made my day. B-)

[Light Speed]

Frump!...He didn't phone me last night...

"I gotta go guys...ya I'll be fine..she doesn't mind..[Inner thought...I am so dead!]

[Revolting cat!]

If I may add another numer uno rule for the ladies:

1. Take it like a man!

[gitmo]

1. The last time I had an emotion, I told you about it. When it happens again, I'll let you know.

[CPT Clay]

This is great!!

[B.O. Plenty]

Bump

[OXENinFLA]

To Funny.

[lainde]

Belated ping!