Caption Hillary

Yahoo news/AP ^ | 6.4.03

[Living Free in NH]

I wouldn't caption that skank with your keyboard!

[Dante3]

And here she is, Ms. Liar USA!

[ErnBatavia]

"Don't cry for me, Argentinaaaaaa"

[Caipirabob]

GET IN MAH BELLY!

[trebb]

It's not a smile, it's gas.

[primatreat]

Hill honey "do something about those grey roots".

[isthisnickcool]

Hillary Clinton reacts gleefully upon seeing a new large poster advertisement that graphically promotes the stage play "The Vagina Monolouges". "Senator Clinton was very excited by the new ad and said she wanted to meet the female model used for the ad. In private. At her hotel room. For about an hour". Said Sara Tnuc.

[Zavien Doombringer]

I just tried this new shampoo!

[Bikers4Bush]

Wow! Look at allllll the tasty children!

[Prysson]

"Maria! I Just met a girl named Maria!"

[governsleastgovernsbest]

"Suint" sent me running to the online dictionary. Perfect!

su·int ( P ) Pronunciation Key (snt, swnt)
n.
A natural grease formed from dried perspiration found in the fleece of sheep, used as a source of potash.

[stanz]

Aw s**t, what happened to the watermelon?

[Texagirl4W]

And this is how I was gasping for breath when bill told me about Monica.

[Free_at_last_-2001]

Excellent!

[Ditter]

"It is GOOD to be the Queen."

[TomHarkinIsNotFromIowa]

--"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!" -- The Wizard of Oz

--"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." -- Apocalypse Now

--"The truth! You want the truth? You can't HANDLE the truth!" -- A Few Good Men

--"Show me the money!" -- Jerry McGuire

--"Although she looked as fertile as a Tennessee valley, her insides were a barren wasteland where my seed could find no purchase." Raising Arizona

--"I'll get you, and your little dog, too!" -- The Wizard of Oz

[navygal]

After Bill had told me, I had reached out like this and had one in each hand.