Hillarious Hillary Quotes!

NY Daily News ^ | 6-4-03 | Leo Standora

[Paul Atreides]

Excerpts from Hillary's book

"The most difficult decisions I have made in my life were to stay married to Bill and to run for the Senate from New York."

"He told me that what happened between them had been brief and sporadic."

"I could hardly breathe. Gulping for air, I started crying and yelling at him, 'What do you mean? What are you saying? Why did you lie to me?' I was furious and getting more so by the second. He just stood there saying over and over again, 'I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I was trying to protect you and Chelsea."

"I was dumbfounded, heartbroken and outraged that I'd believed him at all."

The family went to Martha's Vineyard for vacation right after his testimony.

"Buddy, the dog, came along to keep Bill company. He was the only member of our family who was still willing to."

[Paul Atreides]

I cannot stop laughing at the first and last quotes.

[GSWarrior]

I feel her pain.

[darkwing104]

Time to get out the hip boots, it's getting deep.

[Paul Atreides]

She should put some ice on it.

[grb]

"He told me that what happened between them had been brief and sporadic."

Bob Dole (Viagra) maybe able to help on this one

[killroy]

"Buddy, the dog..." explains how she feels about animals.

[Howlin]

"Buddy, the dog, came along to keep Bill company. He was the only member of our family who was still willing to."

I swear she copied that right off FR.

[areafiftyone]

Good then she can copy this off of Free Republic. I AM POND SCUM!!

[Zavien Doombringer]

[chachacha]

She is an opportunist and would crawl in bed with Satin as long as it has benefits for her.

[My2Cents]

LOL! What a maroon. And what did Buddy get for all of his loyalty? He got hit by a car!....Hillary claims that Bill's fling with Monica was brief and sporadic. Yeah. Probably much like Bill and Hillary's sex life....

She claims that Bill didn't fess-up about the real goings-on until just before he testified to the grand jury. If she was duped all along, why didn't she come out and apologize for her "vast right wing conspiracy" statement? She should have said, "I now know that it was Bill's fault all along."

[abnegation]

[lady lawyer]

Aren't there stories about Hillary confronting and threatening a woman who had Bill's illegitimate baby? This disgusting broad is one of his chief enablers. Are we supposed to believe she was really the injured innocent wife?

[Kenton]

Oh man, to have been the proverbial "fly on the wall" for that one...

[My2Cents]

You know, I bet this whole book thing is going to boomarang on her. First, it reminds everyone what a creepy marriage she and Bill have, and it will cause people to howl with disbelief at her attempts to appear human.

[tom paine 2]

I bet Hitlery and her turd of a husband worked a long time to get those two words "brief and sporadic".

I would use the words "leacherous and saytrine".

[Our man in washington]

"I am shocked...shocked!...to discover Bill is fooling around on me!"

[South40]

"I was dumbfounded, heartbroken and outraged that I'd believed him at all."

Question: When, if at all, will the rest of the nation understand what the hildabeast learned back then?

[Arthur McGowan]

Maybe she meant "briefs" and "spermatic."

[Tijeras_Slim]

She is an opportunist and would crawl in bed with Satin as long as it has benefits for her.

Please, please, please tell me you meant Satan!