Please, please, please tell me you meant Satan!
She is an opportunist and would crawl in bed with Satin as long as it has benefits for her.
Reminds me of a great song:
The wall around the graveyard
Says that SATIN LIVES IN HELL
Though they may love the devil
His disciples sure can’t spell
So what do I do then?
I guess I’ll put the A in there
And show ‘em how to sin
- From “Shoe Money” by the Ass Ponys
SATIN. The devil. The master of all things bad.