Saddam is safe and sound and living in exile, courtesy of the deal our Russian intermediaries brokered for us at the April 9 meeting between Tariq Aziz and Vladimir Titorenko. Shortly after that meeting, Saddam went for a valedictory walkabout among supporters in Baghdad, completely umconcerned about the possibility of a US bombing strike. After all, you don't attack someone who has advertised they have sleepers with weaponized anthraxed forward-positioned in your population centers, now, do you? Saddam told the adoring crowd that Iraq was a defeated country, but that the vanquished ultimately rise again, and, in any case, they would be rewarded in heaven. He then recorded a concession video, and left the country, escorted by his Russian hosts. The two so-called "decapitation strikes" were simply window-dressing to cover up the fact that we were blackmailed into letting Saddam off the hook for 9-11, thanks to his WMD -- much like the Amerithrax chardae, starring US Army psychological warfare expert Steven J. Hatfill. So don't hold your breath for another two months waiting for the DNA tests on those "bones," because you're going to be disappointed.
Remember...
WMD mean never having to say you're sorry.
Bartender, I'll have what he's drinking...
Sorry I don't buy the Russian escape theory. Makes no sense to me.
