[The South Texan]

"Dollar in the boot -- no room in the underwear," he says, if the visitor fails to take the hint from the word "Tips" and the dollar signs painted on his white boots. He says he takes in $700 to $1,000 on an average day."

Where can I sign up for a job like this?

[presidio9]

Based on your screen name, I'm guessing you probably have the uniform already.