[Fawnn]

Oh the humanity! If Republicans like it, it has to be awful, huh? The market decides. If some people want to sing liberal country songs, let them sing them. Let the market decide.

Should we help them?

Thank Anything Except Religion I'm a LIB-er-al

Well, life in my tasteful loft is cushy and kinda soft
And late to bed doesn't mean I wasn't boffed.
Values are judgmental, or so says my favorite prof:
Thank Anything Except Religion I'm a LIB-er-al

Abortion and inhaling never did me any harm,
(But if you light a cigarette near me, I'm gonna break your arm.)
My days are all filled with a touchy-feely charm:
Thank Pelosi I'm a LIB-er-al

My work's never done 'cause I've always got to go
To yet another demonstration so I can let the man know
Life's all about how I feel and spendin' other people's dough
Thank Hillary I'm a LIB-er-al

I'd play Dixie Chicks all day if I could,
but then my friends might think I feel country music's any good.
So I complain when I can and I b*tch & moan 'round the 'hood:
Thank Barbra I'm a LIB-er-al

I say I won't trade my life for diamonds or jewels,
But little folks can't afford them 'cause of money hungry fools.
Who think they should keep their earnings when we know taxes are proper gov'ment tools:
Thank Al Gore I'm a LIB-er-al

Yeah, Huffington be ridin' in a black limousine,
To let people know that SUVs just ain't at all keen.
Well, folks let me tell you now exactly what I mean:
Thank All the Kennedy's I'm a LIB-er-al

Well, I'd try to deal with logic 'cept my brain is kinda fried,
besides, life's about feelings; results just lead to false pride.
I say it's all the truth if they can't prove that you lied,
Thank Billy I'm a LIB-er-al

My daddy taught me young how to distort and debate,
those media-controllin' conservatives and their vast right wing of hate.
He taught me love is for liberals and and tolerance only for those with whom I commiserate:
Thank Anything Except Religion I'm a LIB-er-al

CHORUS:
Well I got me a fine private school to keep my kids from the riff-raff while they're little.
When the sun's comin' up I got Republicans on the griddle;
and life ain't nothin' but a funny, funny riddle:
Thank Anything Except Religion I'm a LIB-er-al

(It's a quick first draft, so be kind.)

;)

[Paul Atreides]

You get thumbs up from me!

[Tax-chick]

got potential, touch up your scansion!

[surelyclintonsbaddream]

Very good. LOL

[pooh fan]

LOVE it!!! Maybe Weird Al will record it and make a video.

[SendShaqtoIraq]

"Thank Anything Except Religion I'm a LIB-er-al"

Clever, but I have to say I like the original better :)