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The 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference
The J-Walk Blog ^ | Laurent Mpeti Kabila

Posted on 06/01/2003 3:02:28 PM PDT by Bubba_Leroy

The 3rd Annual Nigerian
EMail Conference

"Write better emails. Make more moneys."

I am Mr. Laurent Mpeti Kabila, a senior assistant leader of the Revolutionary United Front of Sierra Leone.

I present to you an urgent and confidential request: I request your attendance at The 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference. This is an excellent opportunity to meet your distinguished colleagues, learn new marketing techniques, and spend your hard-earned money. Attending this conference demands the highest trust, security and confidentiality between us.

Dates: November 7 - 9, 2003
Location: Abuja Sheraton Hotel & Casino
Registration Fee: $995 per person

Like most Nigerians, you're probably finding that it's increasingly difficult to earn a decent living from email. That's why you need to attend the 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference.

"This conference is an investment in your future. Learn to take advantage of modern technology, and make a great deal of money with very little effort. If you have any question, please contact me and I will send you a proposal that may be of interest to you. I await your response by return while assuring you that the transaction is absolutely risk free."

- Dr. Collins Mbadiwe

Preliminary* List of Events

As in the past, this conference
has something for everyone.
You will hear presentations by
some of the world's leading
Nigerian Email businessmen
and businesswomen.

Following are just a few of the
many events that are scheduled.

* The actual schedule of events and participants depends on various trial outcomes and extradition hearings.


The Abuja Sheraton Hotel is an elegant 5-star hotel in the heart of the new capital of Nigeria. For more information, click here. Only 575 rooms are available, so make sure you register early!

Amenities* include a bar, a barber shop, running water (hot AND cold),  free parking, and a free newspaper (except for weekends).

Imagine yourself sitting in this modern conference room, surrounded by enterprising businessmen like yourself.

Spouses are invited, although they may not attend the conference sessions. Spouses must spend the day in their hotel room watching TV (two channels are available, and one is not cartoons).

* Restrooms are available in the hotel. Please use them.

From Past Conferences...

  • "My business has increased by 45%, and I am now experiencing an 89.4% ROI" - Mariam Abacha

  • "It was a genuine pleasure to meet other honorable business persons such as myself." - Isa Ahmed

  • "The presentation on P.T. Barnum was especially helpful." - Farouk Bakoh

  • "The hotel was very, very upscale. The running water was a nice touch! - Dr, Collins Mdadiwe

  • "I am pleased. I got many new email addresses as a direct result of this most valuable conference." - Aku Chukwu

  • "Now I know how to respond when someone refers to my business as a scam." - Franklin Dimmoh


  • "The free daily newspaper was very good to receive, but it is not come on Saturday." - Mrs. Mabel Mamumbi (my kidney disease is getting better, but I am still a widow)

Register Now!

Registration is via a confidential money transfer.

Send your bank's name, account number, your name, address, telephone number, and fax numbers. Please note again that this transaction is strictly confidential and as such should be kept secret. Be rest assured that this transaction is 100% risk free.

Kindly send the requested information (in complete confidence) to:

Nigerian EMail Conference
c/o Abuja Sheraton Hotel Abuja
Ladi Kwali Way Abuja, NG PMB 143

Nigerian EMail Association

©Copyright 2003
NoMojo Marketing Corporation
"Using free trade zones since 1998."

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: email; nigerianemail; scam; spam

1 posted on 06/01/2003 3:02:28 PM PDT by Bubba_Leroy
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To: Bubba_Leroy

I must get a dozen emails a week from Nigeria
from a Special Assistant to this or that VIP
with US$35 Million that needs transfer to my bank.

If only...
2 posted on 06/01/2003 3:18:13 PM PDT by polemikos
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To: Bubba_Leroy
Don't I wish this were legit ... one MOAB just after the meeting starts, and the world would be rid of cockroaches.
3 posted on 06/01/2003 3:32:37 PM PDT by AngrySpud
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To: AngrySpud
Well, perhaps not rid of, but the worldwide population of parasites would be noticeably diminished, and that would be a good thing.
4 posted on 06/01/2003 3:34:51 PM PDT by Billy_bob_bob ("He who will not reason is a bigot;He who cannot is a fool;He who dares not is a slave." W. Drummond)
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To: Bubba_Leroy
I loved that. And even registering for the conference will get you looted. Excellent.
5 posted on 06/01/2003 3:53:19 PM PDT by gcruse (Vice is nice, but virtue can hurt you. --Bill Bennett)
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To: Bubba_Leroy

Translation of Nigerian Scam E Mail sent to SADDAM HUSSEIN

6 posted on 09/27/2006 12:43:38 PM PDT by weegee (Remember "Remember the Maine"? Well in the current war "Remember the Baby Milk Factory")
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