Organist duped me into having sex, claims vicar!

The Guardian - UK ^ | May 12, 2003 | David Brown

[TC Rider]

Officers investigated his claim that he had been drugged and had sex without knowing it.

I hate it when that happens.

[UnklGene]

As the POW in 'Stalag 17' said: "I believe it..."

[ricpic]

Ow, Ow, the dirty vicar done it, gov!

[varon]

I hate it when that happens.

Especially time after time over period of several years ;-)

[ChefKeith]

Bad pun headline...

[Liz]

I guess she used the old come-on on him........

[TC Rider]

Tell me about it. My wife claims we're having sex three times a week.

[The Brush]

This is the same thing that kept happening to Clinton!

[Cachelot]

Organist duped me into having sex

"Please put your penis in here, it is a health inspection device".

[rovenstinez]

Vicar of St. Mary the Virgen? Go tell the Virgen Mary that you aren't personally responsable, that the devil made you do it.

[governsleastgovernsbest]

OK, I'll admit it. I'm dumb. I don't get the bad pun in the headline. Explanation, please?

[breakem]

I can't get past the word organist.

[hellinahandcart]

The woman is an ORGAN-ist.

[NovemberCharlie]

The organist was playing the vicar's organ.

[dread78645]

"Roses on the Piano, Tulips on the Organ"

[hellinahandcart]

Okay, how bout this for an explanation: she played the church's organ AND the priest's?

[governsleastgovernsbest]

Thanks to all for the elucidation. I swear, I have as dirty a mind as the next guy, but just didn't see it!

[Iowa Granny]

This is one of the most remarkable "Carvilian" Spins I've ever seen.

[Liz]

If true, and you don't even remember it, face the facts.....for you, the thrill is gone.