[blau993]

How is anyone going to kill him? Beat him to death with a plastic spoon?

[Alberta's Child]

If I had been on that plane, they would have needed a scraper and a spoon to peel him off the floor.

For heaven's sake -- at least break a couple of bones and deliver a torrent of well-aimed kicks to his lower back.

[jpl]

How is anyone going to kill him? Beat him to death with a plastic spoon?

Strangulation is an old reliable method. A skilled individual could do the old fingers through the eye socket kill. I'm sure the Special Forces types could think of a few other methods...