A woman's fourth husband dies. He had $25,000 to his name.
After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she confides to her closest friend that there is no money left.
The friend says, "How can that be? You told me that he had $25,000 a few days before he died. How could you be broke?"
His widow says,"Well, the funeral cost me $6,000. And of course, I had to make the obligatory donation to the church, so that was another $2,000. The rest went for the memorial stone."
The friend says, "$17,000 for the memorial stone? How big was it?"
The widow says, "Four carats."