I have called no one a name prior to them calling me one.Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, he said it first!
Mommy, he started it!
LOL, you are great for laughs.
Many people have complimented my wit and great sense of humor. Not the witless of course.
I don't mind exchanging insults but rarely start it. In fact, I like a good insult fired at me and an intelligent debate. Unfortunately, that leaves you out. :^{