[Timesink]

And just how much did Newsweek pay you for this prime writing gig, Zuza? Some "suffering," you pig. Looks like you REALLLLLY care about your "privacy," don't you?

You WHINY SNOBBY SNOT.

[Timesink]

Schadenfreude

This is the New York Times Schadenfreude Ping List. Freepmail me to be added or dropped.

[mewzilla]

Notice that Newsweek, home of Spikey Isikoff, was the rag to give her a forum. I'm sure she felt right at home.

[KevinB]

Dogs/Fleas

[Sir Gawain]

I also recognize one last irony—that my peripheral involvement in this story has made people interested in my writing in a way they wouldn’t have been had I just been another aspiring novelist with a job at a big-city newspaper. I still hope that I will not be judged solely based on my friendship with Jayson, just as I hope that the credibility of the legendary New York Times will not be judged based on his mistakes.

Get over yourself.

[Uncle Hal]

If uou sleep with dogs you get fleas.

[CaptRon]

Now I’m known to the world as the 23-year-old mysterious Polish emigre, caught up in possibly the biggest scandal in the history of journalism and certainly the biggest scandal in the history of my life thus far.

Never heard of her.

[Helms]

I Was The Fluffer at The NYT (2003), A Very Short Story and Film by Jason Blair

Directed by Ithaca College film students Michael Wills, Joshua Leone, and Heather Tyler Moore -Donahue

Synopsis: A story of obsession, submission, money and sexuality set in the elite print media and industry. While riffing the elite print media industry, the dark tale is centered around three NYT employees: Howell Raines --a hot-blooded "go for it" Manhattan Media star; Jason Blair--the young naive Afro-American kid who moves to Manhattan to pursue a career in elite journalism; and Jason's long-time stripper girlfriend and former Times clerk Zuza Glowacka,, aka Babylon.

When Jason rents "Citizen Kane" and is accidentally given a copy of a Howell Raines' NYT Editorial on " Diversity, Southern Intellectual Heritage and the Afro-American Male", he becomes so obsessed with the beefy NYT top executive that he gets a job as a entry level journalist with Howell's newspaper company in order to be near him. It doesn't take long before he steps beyond his job description to a more intimate role as Howell's Fluffer--the one responsible for getting the top Executive mentally aroused before and between editorials and board meetings devoted towards "diversity" and in a serials of breathtaking reports from the field and from his impeccable furnished and maintained apartment in "the city". While Babylon navigates her clients, and Howell negotiates the inhabitants of the NYT political underworld, both struggle to keep the man they love from falling further into a world of drugs and despair.

DISCLAIMER: THE ABOVE IS ALL SO LOOSELY ATTRIBUTED TO THE SOURCES BELOW AND IS MEANT FOR INSTRUCTIONAL AND COMICAL RELIEF ONLY. ANY SIMILARITIES BETWEEN THIS AND REAL EVENTS IS ONLY CIRCUMSTANTIAL AND IS IMPROVABLE IN A COURT OF LAW

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