[LurkedLongEnough]

"It's not enough to register guns. Now he wants to register hot dogs. "

First he'll register meat. Then he'll limit the length.

Then will come house-to-house searches for unregistered meat.

Permits for concealed meat will follow. Then - confiscation of meat or meat-like products.

[SkyPilot]

First he'll register meat. Then he'll limit the length.

Pity those meat owners who have "arsenals" of freezers. And let's not forget those "assault flank steaks" with high capacity marinade. Now, I ask you, what ordinary citizen has a need for a 20 oz ribeye?

And don't get me started on those "street sweeper" bratwursts!