Too, Too Teresa (Theresa Heinz Gone Wild)

National Journal ^ | 5/23/03 | William Powers

[zarf]

Sounds like she does blow.

[DeFault User]

The man who marries for money earns every penny of it. Kerry is proof of that.

Hasn't he done it twice? He must be getting used to it.

I once knew a nurse who went through at least 4 husbands. She married old geezers with money and treated them like kings until they croaked. She got much wealthier as she got older.

[Mo1]

I'll agree, it is very odd, but with the Heinz Fortune/Trust, I can SOMEWHAT understand ..

What I can't understand is why that when she refers to her husband, she is not talking about Kerry, but about her dead husband.

[joybelle]

She seems to be compulsive in her need to be the one out in front, to be outrageous. In charge?

[jagrmeister]

Given Theresa's odd behavior, I can only assume Kerry married her to use her as a piggybank for his eventual Presidential run. This is unfortunate- Kerry passes himself off as such a noble individual, that to marry a widow just to leech off her makes him seem somewhat sleazy.

[SouthCarolinaKit]

One of the most unattractive men I've ever seen. He not
only looks French, he acts it! His pretending to be such a noble military man is extremely hypocritical (call him also
a DemocRAT is redundant) when he's tossed away his medals.
Pretending he's Irish is just par for his behavior. . . when
in fact he's not. He's really nothing but another opportunist like Clinton.

[cricket]

"I think I like this gal. There aren't enough Martha Mithcells in the world."

. ..still only one Martha Mitchell!

. . .as for Theresa; could like her a lot more if she were a Republican. . .do hope she sinks the already sinking boat Mr. Heinz/Kerry is floating around in. . .

[BunnySlippers]

Furthermore, Teresa Heinz doesn't appear to have any political aspirations. She's not a power grabber like Hillary.

[HighWheeler]

" 'Down! Down, down!' she yells, patting her hands down on her auburn hair. 'I haven't gotten slapped yet,' she says. 'But there were times when I thought I might get throttled.' "

The exact same phrases come from Bubba's conquests.

[ewing]

Great banner, that could work for a FR Sharpton campaign sign!

[I_Love_My_Husband]

OMG, that is just too perfect!

[sine_nomine]

Did the nurse speed up her husbands road to Paradise?

[ladyjane]

doesn't expect people to think she simply looks great

First of all, she does NOT look great. She should fire her hairdresser immediately. But looks are not the issue. She is a very nasty person. She treats 'little people' as if they are dirt. She might suck up to someone important if she is in the mood but she is downright nasty to others. Ask the 'little people' in Boston, Nantucket and DC.

[DeFault User]

No, she was apparently fond of them and treated them well, but I sometimes wondered if it were like an old Alfred Hitchcock plot in which the wife fed hubby steak and rich, fattening, artery clogging desserts, hastening his demise. But the men loved it and they couldn't take their money with them.

[Neenah]

Rush Limbaugh's vision of the Addams Family

Lurch = John F. Kerry (D) Sen Massachusetts

Grandmama = Hillary Clinton (D) Sen New York

Wednesday = Nancy Pilosi (D) Rep. California

Gomez = Al Gore (D) Former V.P.

Morticia = Tom Daschle (D) Sen South Dakota

Uncle Fester = James Carville (D) Consultant

Pugsley = Ted Kennedy (D) Sen. Mass

Thing with Heinz Ketchup.

[Servant of the Nine]

Teresa is wonderful.
She is giving us the ammo to paint Kerry as what he is.

Deuce Bigelo
Ace Gigolo.

A Kept Boy Toy

So9

[DeFault User]

Excellent!

[Slings and Arrows]

Great banner, that could work for a FR Sharpton campaign sign!

Thanks much - feel free to use it. I suggest that you copy the html code - since it is html and not a graphic, it should work on any webpage.

[Slings and Arrows]

Thank you very much. It's html - feel free to copy the source code.

[freekitty]

She sounds as nuts as Hillary and we don't need 4 or more years of morans at each others throats.