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Top Ten Signs The New York Times Is Slipping

10. Instead of "All The News That's Fit To Print," slogan is "Stuff We Heard From A Guy Who Says His Friend Heard About It"

9. President does something on the TV show "West Wing," next day it's on front page

8. It's 108 pages, and there's not one single vowel

7. For every story, accompanying photo is Tony Danza

6. Obituary has become list of people editors wish would die

5. Dick Cheney consistently referred to as "the dude from those Wendy's commercials"

4. Notice on sports page: "All scores are approximate"

3. Only ad in job classifieds: "Wanted -- someone who knows how to put together a damn newspaper"

2. For last two weeks, edited by a disoriented Anne Heche

1. They're endorsing George W. Bush