'MATRIX'-MAKER 'STOLE' A WIFE

NY Post ^ | May 20, 2003 | Richard Johnson

[Mister Magoo]

May 20, 2003 -- THE estranged husband of the sexy dominatrix who accompanied reclusive "Matrix Reloaded" director Larry Wachowski to the movie's L.A. premiere says the filmmaker is a cross-dressing wife-stealer.

Jake Miller, 40, says he's still married to Karin Winslow, 36, a professional dominatrix who walked down the red carpet with Wachowski, 37, alongside "Matrix" star Keanu Reeves.

[cmsgop]

Glen or Glenda ?

[rabidralph]

You can't make this stuff up!

[Paul C. Jesup]

You can't make this stuff up!

My thoughts exactly.

[Revolting cat!]

Dude, this story is better, more dramatic, more interesting than the silly movie!

[Lockbar]

I was once married to a conservative, Republican, and very attractive semi-professional dominatrix. She eventually became a real pain in the A$$ (ha,ha). These types tend to be very unreliable, high maintenance people. In a few years the distraught husband will realize he is better off without her.

[Delbert]

TRANSFORMERS:MORE THAN MEATS THE EYE, TRANSFORMERS I THINK THAT GIRLS A GUY. : (

[Richard Kimball]

If I was going to steal someone's wife, it wouldn't have been that one.

[HairOfTheDog]

TOO MUCH INFORMATION.

[Norman Arbuthnot]

Wow, this is really shocking!! /Sarcasm

[dennisw]

I only saw Matrix 1 and it sucked....... ejected the DVD half way through. Now I know why.

[theFIRMbss]

I met her in a club down in North Soho
where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola
C-O-L-A cola.

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo Lola

Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy,
but when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola

Well, we drank champagne and danced all night,
under electric candlelight,
she picked me up and sat me on her knee,
She said, "Little boy won't you come home with me?"

Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy,
but when I looked in her eyes,
I almost fell for my Lola,
Lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola

I pushed her away. I walked to the door.
I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees.
I looked at her, and she at me.

Well that's the way that I want it to stay.
I always want it to be that way for my Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola.

Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,
except for Lola. Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.

Well I left how just a week before,
and I never ever kissed a woman before,
Lola smiled and took me by the hand,
she said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man."

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man,
but I know what I am and that I'm a man,
so is Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.

[x]

Aren't these the sort of details one would want to keep out of the press, regardless how distraught one might be over the loss of a wife -- or dominatrix?

Miller, who says he himself is a transsexual, ...

Huh? .... Never mind, I don't want to know.

[Pukin Dog]

Welcome to the spoils of fame, Wachowski Brothers.

No doubt any enemy they ever had, will be coming forward with a story after unsuccessful attempts at extortion.

Hush money is a fact of the high life.

[Smogger]

Aren't these the sort of details one would want to keep out of the press, regardless how distraught one might be over the loss of a wife -- or dominatrix?

Miller, who says he himself is a transsexual, ...

Huh? .... Never mind, I don't want to know.

I doubt you would be concerned about your reputation if you run an S&M parlor called "The Dungeon."

[Revolting cat!]

He hit me and it felt like a kiss
He hit me but it didn't hurt me
He couldn't stand to hear me say
That I'd been with someone new
And when I told him I had been untrue

He hit me and it felt like a kiss
He hit me and I knew he loved me
'Cause if he didn't care for me
I could have never made him mad
He hit me and I was glad
Baby won't you stay...

He hit me and it felt like a kiss
He hit me and I knew I loved him
'Cause when he took me in his arms 
With all the tenderness there is
He hit me and he made me glad
Baby won't you stay...

(Goffin/King)

[AmericaUnited]

Well, that's enough Matrix for me. What sleasebags.

[OneVike]

Ahhh, the world makes sense once again!

It explaines a very disturbing part in M-2.

[IronJack]

The more you see of Hollywood, the more it feels like window-peeping into an outhouse.

[csvset]

I only saw Matrix 1 and it sucked..

Lol, I've tried watching it.. three times. Not once was I able to watch it all the way through. It just doesn't work for me.