The right to coitus comes from nature, and is inextricably bound with survival of man. Where does the right to non-coital acts come from?
Just for fun, let's proceed on your terms. Are you saying that the government can put people in jail for touching other people in a pleasurable manner when they are both adults and they both agree to it. Why would this not be a human right? What would be the source of the power of governmental power to outlaw this behavior.
More to the point, you have a lot of reeducating of people to do, shouldn't you be about your business?