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I thought it might be fun to use this creative format, but for Democrats / liberal ideology.

Pro-choice: We believe there should be no personal responsibility or accountability in life, and reinforce this belief by supporting the murder of embryonic inconvienences, and the release of murderers of police officers.

Patriotic:Anyone who blames America first and publicly advocates for murderers, terrorists, Stalinists, etc.; but only during a Republican administration when it is fashionable.

Un-American: Any private citizen or organization exercising their individual constitutional right to attack liberal ideology in the free marketplace of ideas with critical, ad hominem or coercive arguments.

Progressive liberalism: We support judicial activism and public school indoctrination that demonizes morality, ambition and any recognition of success (especially through captialism) in order to achieve social equality through wealth redistribution, meritless racial diversification and cradle to grave government nanny-ism.

Family values: Anything antithetical to a mother and father in a monogamous relationship actively raising their children. Same sex adoptive parenting preferred; however, out-of-wedlock single parenting acceptable.

Enlightened:Athiests that support legalizing drugs and cite the works of Gramsci, Marx and Engels.

I've never been a Democrat, they've never really frightened me, but I've always felt they are a subversive influence and deserve ridicule.

1 posted on 05/17/2003 4:13:57 PM PDT by optimistically_conservative
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To: optimistically_conservative
Ms. Dutton,

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

2 posted on 05/17/2003 4:16:50 PM PDT by William McKinley (Our differences are politics. Our agreements are principles.)
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To: optimistically_conservative
Didn't we forget our barf alert?
3 posted on 05/17/2003 4:21:12 PM PDT by white trash redneck
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To: optimistically_conservative
" I used to be a Republican until they frightened me."

Liar. She was never a Republican and reality frightens her. That garbage list is just the panic.

4 posted on 05/17/2003 4:21:32 PM PDT by elfman2
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To: optimistically_conservative
I used to be a Republican

And you Denise are a liar.

6 posted on 05/17/2003 4:24:10 PM PDT by Torie
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"Un-American: Anyone who refers to the Constitution of the United States of America."

Hilarious how facts warp and twist in the mind of a liberal.

The party that holds the founding fathers in high regard, despises judges who subvert the constitution, fights tirelessly to preserve the second amendment from the fascist and communist Dems, and is on the war path to preserve the first amendment from political correctness, is now the enemy of the constitution?

7 posted on 05/17/2003 4:27:50 PM PDT by sackofcatfood
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To: optimistically_conservative
There's only one word to describe this article: STUPID
9 posted on 05/17/2003 4:35:42 PM PDT by Republican Wildcat
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"After years of observation, I have finally been able to complete my Republican lexicon:"

I don't which is more pathetic: The content of this "lexicon," or the fact that it took "years of observation" to produce six items. Now I know who conducts those government funded studies -Liberal Dimocrats!

10 posted on 05/17/2003 4:38:19 PM PDT by The Scorpion King
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To: optimistically_conservative
Ms Dutton is certainly not in any danger of being remembered as the 21st Century's Ambrose Bierce.
11 posted on 05/17/2003 4:43:09 PM PDT by niteowl77 (don't forget our soldiers who are still pulling duty in the world's pestholes)
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Pro-life: We support the births of millions of unwanted children. However, if they become criminals, we reserve the right to exterminate all of them. At least they had their chance at life.

Its funny that liberals see the contridiction between our Pro-life and pro-death penalty position, but fail to realize their same contridiction between anti-death penalty and pro-abortion. At least the conservatives favor the innocent over the guilty. What's the liberal excuse for their hypocripcy on these issues?

12 posted on 05/17/2003 4:43:46 PM PDT by Always Right
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Un-American: Anyone who refers to the Constitution of the United States of America.
That would be the definition of Republican.

The definiton of Democrat is quite similar, but also the essential opposite:

Democrat:Anyone who refers to the "Constitution" of the United States of America--but means by that not the written text but the text as they would like to amend it.

14 posted on 05/17/2003 5:04:03 PM PDT by conservatism_IS_compassion
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To: optimistically_conservative
Word for word, Democrate ideas.

Pro-death: We support the deaths of millions of unwanted children.
17 posted on 05/17/2003 5:31:29 PM PDT by DB (©)
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To: optimistically_conservative
I'm saving a copy of this one --- know the democrats, you will be seeing this letter reprinted in many newspaper editorials...If it pops up here, I'll be ready with the counter letter
21 posted on 05/17/2003 5:50:09 PM PDT by steplock ( http://www.spadata.com)
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I used to be a Republican

Permit me to doubt it.

23 posted on 05/17/2003 6:02:59 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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YEP! You got that right..

Nother way of saying it is:

Pro-Life: We do not support killing unborn children simply because you can't keep your pants on, sorry. If you want to kill them, then you had better hope they commit a capital crime..

Cause that's the only way we are going to give you the go-ahead.

24 posted on 05/17/2003 6:08:22 PM PDT by Jhoffa_
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To: optimistically_conservative
You're wrong on two points:

There is nothing 'liberal' about Socialism, we have to find a more descriptive term, like czar-ism.

Prohibition is a foolish heavy-handed mistake. Supporters never learned from the twenties, and are responsible for the deaths and incarceration of many who deserved a chance at rehabilitation and Christian help, not beatings and rape behind government bars. 2003, ganster rap, drive-by shootings, thug life; thanks for the retro, but no-thanks.

29 posted on 05/18/2003 8:07:03 AM PDT by Darheel (Visit the strange and wonderful.)
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Pro-life: We support the births of millions of unwanted children. However, if they become criminals, we reserve the right to exterminate all of them. At least they had their chance at life.

LOL, that's not too far off of what I would write! I'd take out "unwanted", since millions of parents are desperate to adopt (hence, they are wanted), and I'd add "the worst of the worst" before criminal, further tempered by "after a decade of multiple trials all featuring unanimous judges and juries".
The intriguing part is that this moron ses no problem with exterminating "unwanted" people.

Patriotic: We love the Republican president and will give him all of the power he desires as long as he does what we want.

I share this concern about the abuses of power, and try to hold GWB to the same standards (ie, their Oath) as every other President. However, loving GWB is not the benchmark for "patriot"... loving the flag, the Founding principles as expressed in the Constitution, Equal Rights for ALL Americans, and a love of the nations despite its sometimes unfortunate past (not relishing the right to denigrate the nation for those events, nor the joy taken in burning the flag, nor the promotion of a "living" Constitution, nor the promotion of certain groups above others for whatever reason.)

Un-American: Anyone who refers to the Constitution of the United States of America.

Now this is just silly. We refer to those who attack the Constitution as "un-American"... it's not because they cite it, but because they try to destroy it.

Compassionate conservatism: We support others who are not like us as long as they live their lives in the ways we tell them. If they do not, we will kick them (hard) when they are down.

LOL. You gotta love the implication that we must support others that we do not like, especially financially. I thought it was tolerance they were pushing. I guess they have "cranked it up a notch". I also love the idea that not giving someone your hard-earned money, rather than keeping it for your own family and bills, is "kicking them... hard". ROFL.

Family values: Families shall have two conservative, seemingly heterosexual parents where the male is dominant and the woman recognizes his power.

Not dominant, merely equal, responsible, and respected... and he should recognize the powers his wife weilds, as well. (Or else she'll make sure he does, heh-heh!)

Christian: Members of the Southern Baptist Convention and adherents to its principles.

Uhh, no, merely believing in Christ and his principles... check the name of the faith, moron.

I used to be a Republican until they frightened me.

*sigh* I knew this dolt was French. ;^) Guess what, coward... life is frightening. When you look to government to be your Mommy, nanny, and savior, you are giving them all those powers that you just said were scary in a President. Wake up. Soon.

30 posted on 05/18/2003 8:42:54 AM PDT by Teacher317
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