To: Phantom Lord
I know a guy who went through an ugly divorce. The day of the separation when things were at their most acrimonious between him and his wife, he found a vibrator in their bedroom.
He never let her know he found it. Instead, he walked out to the garden, picked a cayenne pepper, broke in half and rubbed it all over the device.
He heard later that his wife made a trip to the emergency room, but he never found out why.
To: Rebelbase
He never let her know he found it. Instead, he walked out to the garden, picked a cayenne pepper, broke in half and rubbed it all over the device.Oh man...that's harsh!
"The roof...the roof...the roof is on fiyah!"
154 posted on
05/15/2003 2:22:33 PM PDT by
ItsOurTimeNow
(too tired to think of one right now...)
To: Rebelbase
He never let her know he found it. Instead, he walked out to the garden, picked a cayenne pepper, broke in half and rubbed it all over the device. Maybe if he'd used the cayenne on his own device a lot sooner, his wife wouldn't have resorted to a machine.
162 posted on
05/15/2003 2:30:10 PM PDT by
Scothia
(Proudly eschewing the flaky, antifamily feminist establishment since 1973.)
To: Rebelbase
Just start clicking on some of those spam emails!
919 posted on
05/18/2003 9:35:51 PM PDT by
fat city
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