Posted on 05/15/2003 12:50:59 PM PDT by WaveThatFlag
Edited on 04/22/2004 11:48:54 PM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]
A few times in my 12 years writing this column, I've stumbled on a topic so unsettling to readers that it demanded a follow-up. Last month was one of those times, when my story on the problems of dual-income, no-sex marriages drew a torrent of e-mail that read as if I'd jabbed an open wound.
(Excerpt) Read more at online.wsj.com ...
Yep, sex IS overrated due to the national media obsession with it. People tend to theink it's the end all and be all of love. Many people complain about not getting enough, or not getting the right kind, because they're brainwashed into thinking they somehow got shorchanged or are doing somehting wrong. After all those years of Dr Ruth and Bill Clinton, they must be, right?
Rarely do these people stop to think of life without the person who listens to them, jokes with them, cares for them when they're sick, etc., until that person is gone. Then life, in retrospect, seems to have been much rosier. There's a saying abou tnever wanting a drink of water until the well runs dry that fits here.
I'm not dissing sex either. Sex with the one you love is great, 'specially in the morning...makes the rest of the day much easier to deal with.
I'm not bitter enough to not laugh at that! LOL!
Or you can try it my way.... with FOOD! LOLOLOLCAN YOU SHAKE UP YOUR SEX LIFE WITH SHIITAKE? YES!!!!!
...I'LL SHOW YOU HOW!
Chinese emperors consumed Shiitake mushrooms in large quantities to fend off old age. The ancient Japanese courts held the Shiitake in such regard and so valued for its aphrodisiac properties, that the growing sites were well hidden and heavily guarded.
Mushrooms are often the mysterious ingredient in stories and folk tales as well as in recipes. They stand accused in the deaths of such eminent personages as the real Emperor Claudius. By the Middle Ages their toxic qualities were harnessed into an effective fly killer. Fame finally came to the cèpe at the box office, with it's starring role in Andy Warhol's "Eat," the forty-five-minute movie of a man eating a mushroom.
Mushrooms are an ancient food, some varieties traceable to the Stone Age. They were the food of the Pharaohs in ancient Egypt, and they remained the food of the rich throughout nineteenth-century France and England. For all their haughty associations, and famed naughtiness, mushrooms are a most primitive plant. Varieties are found the world over and successfully cultivated in caves, and in underground quarry tunnels, as in seventeenth-century France; and in abandoned limestone mines, as in present-day Pennsylvania. Mushrooms in general, and shiitake in particular are used as a powerful sexual stimulating tonic and homemade concoctions for fertility, are still found all over this universe.
Well, apart from these obvious sex maniacs, another group of people might want to give you more thoughts about the virtues of shiitake mushrooms are the so-called health maniacs. Shiitake is widely recognized as a health food, at first mainly by the Chinese and the Japanese and now increasingly, by doctors and scientists the world over. Edible mushrooms have been traditionally used throughout the Orient for their medicinal and tonic properties. A derivative property, lentinan, was and is still demonstrated to enhance host resistance against infections from various types of bacteria, viruses, fungi and parasites.
Some enjoyed the benefits of the mushroom, albeit with some reservations much as an appreciative mushroom fancier, the famed French author Alexandre Dumas who often had second thoughts, "I confess," he wrote early in the nineteenth century, with a regretful tone, "that nothing frightens me more than the appearance of mushrooms on the table, especially in a small provincial town." And Fannie Farmer, a legendary cookbook maven, in her 1909 edition, seems more adventurous than usual when she urges that, since mushrooms "grow about us abundantly," they therefore "should often be found on the table." Martha Washington offered that George especially enjoyed just a bit of cream to heighten the flavor of her recipe "To Dress a Dish of Mushrumps."
Soooooo, whether your Martha trying to jazz up ole George, or a fat emperor fighting off Father Time, nothing beats using the Mushroom, garlic, or anything else for that matter, to light the romantic fires in your life...
and if all else fails, try this;Steak Aphrodite
Pulling out all the stops... This is a gourmet French recipe, Tornadoes de boeuf, celebrated in honor of an Grecian sex Goddess, Aphrodite, adding a Chinese aphrodisiac, Shiitake, and enhanced by an Italian Chef... now, how in the Heck can you miss?
1) Season both sides of steak with salt and pepper.
- 4 (3 oz) split Filet Mignons, thawed, (center cut beef tenderloin medallions)
- 1/8 tsp. Salt
- 1/8 tsp. Freshly ground pepper
- 2 Tbs.. Butter
- 1 tsp. Dijon style mustard
- 2 Tbs.. Shallots, minced
- 1 Tbs.. Butter
- 1 Tbs.. Fresh Lemon juice
- 1/8 tsp. Fresh Garlic, minced
- 1 1/2 tsp. Worcestershire sauce
- 4 med. Shiitake mushrooms, sliced to 1/8 in. (if dried, reconstitute in 1/2 cup hot water, 20 min, retain water)
- 1 Tbs. Fresh chives, minced
- 2 Tbs. Sherry
- 1 tsp. Brandy, or cognac (optional)
- 1 Tbs. Fresh parsley, minced
2) Melt butter in a heavy skillet; add mustard, and shallots. Sauté over medium heat 1 minute.
3) Add steaks, cook approximately 4 minutes on each side for medium rare.
Remove steaks to serving plate and keep warm.
4) Add into pan drippings, 1 Tbs. butter, lemon juice, Sherry, 2 Tbs. mushroom water, and mushrooms, Worcestershire sauce, and chives. Cook for 3 minutes.
5) If you wish to Flambé*, tilt the pan slightly, and pour the brandy or cognac into the front edge of the pan; turn the heat to high and let the flame (or if electric, light with a match) catch the brandy's vapors and ignite it. Swirl slightly, turn off the heat and let the flame go out.
Present on pre warmed plates, and sprinkled with parsley.
May I suggest a full bodied vintage Burgundy wine, as in Vosne Romanee.
Serves 1 pulsating sultry maiden, and 1 burgeoning lover..* Flambe, means to ignite foods that have liquor or liqueur added. This is done to add a dramatic effect, and to develop a deep rich flavor. Use an 80-proof brandy or cognac. Liquors that are higher, 140, and 100 proof are a bit too volatile when lit, leave the pyrotechnics for the restaurant dining room pros. Heat the brandy (or liquors, and liqueurs, in the case of fancy desserts) in a saucepan just until bubbles begin to form around the edges. May also be heated in a microwave oven by heating 30 to 45 seconds in a microwave proof dish at 100 percent power.
NOTE; Never pour liquor from a bottle into a pan that is near an open flame (the flame can follow the stream of alcohol into the bottle and cause it to explode).
Ignite with a long match. Always ignite the fumes and not the liquid itself. Never lean over the dish or pan as you light the fumes. YEHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa .... LIGHT THEIR FIRE!!!!Excerpts from the upcoming SOUP, SEX, and the SINGLE MAN, by Chef Carlo J. Morelli, http://www.CookingWithCarlo.com
That "no stick" aluminum foil is actually a Bild-a-Burger plot to render aluminum foil transparent to CIA monitoring by secretly coating it with a conducting oil. You Bush-bots always push the trilateralist agenda on FR ever since JimRob starting taking money under the table from the RNC...
Hugh damn right!
Gotta run!
Yup. That's why Mr. FourPeas is rarely, um, cranky.
And isn't that the rub? One of the primary reasons to marry is licit sexual gratification, but when you marry you're cut off from any alternative if the spouse doesn't hold up their end.
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