[JennysCool]

I'm not so darn sure I needed to hear this eerie report of yours this close to the Art Bell Show Not Starring Art Bell. I suspect the Raelians. Just a hunch.

[Diddle E. Squat]

My first thought was Chinese EMP bomb, but then my computer is working so I went to the Russian hacker first wave of WWIV.

No really, I am curious as to why ALL of them have been down this long, without an explanation on the site.

[mcenedo]

NYTimes just reported that, due to Bush's disastorous environmental policies, there is no more weather.

(Written by Jason Blair, fact checked by Howell Raines, vetted by Pinch Sulzberger and inspected for political correctness by Gerald Boyd.)