[Diddle E. Squat]

Maybe all their hamster went on strike or died at once.

[general_re]

That's what they want you to think. All I can do is recommend that you get as much bottled water as you can, some strike-anywhere matches, three rolls of duct tape, a ball-peen hammer, and at least a half-dozen #2 pencils. Trust me. When the sh*t comes down on you, you'll thank me later...