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To: cant get no satisfaction; Admin Moderator
Enjoy your stay at FR.
2 posted on
05/14/2003 1:49:01 PM PDT by
Howlin
To: cant get no satisfaction
People pay to print this stuff?
4 posted on
05/14/2003 2:06:43 PM PDT by
k2blader
(Haruspex, beware.)
To: cant get no satisfaction
"Morford's Disease" is the condition of having your head up your Clymer......and liking it.
To: cant get no satisfaction
Somebody didn't get any last night.
6 posted on
05/14/2003 2:08:55 PM PDT by
GSWarrior
To: cant get no satisfaction
cant get no satisfaction Maybe you can't get any since you're a whining liberal.
BTW - Don't take the name of a Stone's song. They are too good for you.
7 posted on
05/14/2003 2:09:24 PM PDT by
Dan from Michigan
("You are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute." - Demolition Man)
To: cant get no satisfaction
the ZOT god has triumphed again!
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To: dighton; Constitution Day
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Look UP!
11 posted on
05/14/2003 2:11:20 PM PDT by
Tijeras_Slim
(V-Twin mind with a Moped modem....)
To: cant get no satisfaction; Admin Moderator
13 posted on
05/14/2003 2:11:28 PM PDT by
mhking
To: cant get no satisfaction
Got Zot?
15 posted on
05/14/2003 2:12:25 PM PDT by
dfwgator
To: cant get no satisfaction
Why is this still here?
21 posted on
05/14/2003 2:16:32 PM PDT by
Scothia
(Proudly eschewing the flaky, antifamily feminist establishment since 1973.)
To: cant get no satisfaction
Thank you!! I needed a good laugh today. Was feeling a little low, but now I know that all is right with the world. Liberals are still whining as much as ever.
22 posted on
05/14/2003 2:17:53 PM PDT by
Luna
(Evil will not triumph...God is at the helm)
To: cant get no satisfaction
Well, Morford writes for the San Francisco Chronicle so he probably knows a lot about getting reamed, if nothing else.
To: cant get no satisfaction
I think Morford has more sand in his vagina again.
32 posted on
05/14/2003 2:22:36 PM PDT by
Petronski
(I'm not always cranky.)
To: cant get no satisfaction
Call for fire call for fire .... the ZOT trolls are in sight and ready for action
33 posted on
05/14/2003 2:22:40 PM PDT by
Centurion2000
(We are crushing our enemies, seeing him driven before us and hearing the lamentations of the liberal)
To: cant get no satisfaction
Normally that many references to passive anal intercourse in a single article might be cause for wondering if the author didn't have an unhealthy fixation in that area, but with Mr. Momford we don't really have to wonder, now do we? For those whose entire worldview revolves around exotic sexual practice it is a revelation that there are places where not having people tied up and beaten with whips on a daily basis is actually an improvement. Such, I suspect, was Baghdad, but Momford may take comfort in certain other improvements, such as the fact that overt homosexuality and criticizing one's president no longer draw a death sentence there. Here, they draw a hefty salary for a newspaper columnist.
To: cant get no satisfaction
Excuse me, was it on the news yesterday or the day before that a mobile lab was found?
To: cant get no satisfaction
I gotta admit, Monford is an expert at reaming, but not coherent thought. Too bad he tried to combine the two.
41 posted on
05/14/2003 2:28:10 PM PDT by
Brett66
To: cant get no satisfaction
any writer that uses the word "beeyatch" in their article should not get published by any newspaper that expects to be viewed as a credible news source.
45 posted on
05/14/2003 2:28:52 PM PDT by
ilgipper
To: cant get no satisfaction
LOL! LOL!
I hope you will excuse me for not taking seriously any column titled:
"BushCo Reams Nation Good No WMDs after all, no excuse for war, too late for anyone to care anymore. Ha-ha, suckers"
(Yes, the "HA-ha suckers" part is in the original title)
This is a joke. It's too ridiculous to even get angry about..
I think it's hysterical. Ad-Mod should have allowed you to remain for the entertainment value alone.
49 posted on
05/14/2003 2:32:35 PM PDT by
Jhoffa_
To: cant get no satisfaction
Morford needs to stick with subjects he understands, like organic tofu ,where to get high heel shoes in a men's size 12, and ass slamming. Mark forgets about the mobile weapon labs they just discovered, the Al Samouds the Iraqis were firing at us and the mustard gas sheels the UN guys themselves found. Now the drama queen is saying we shouldn't have gone into Afghanistan too? ROFL
Mark is definitely not this...
![](http://i.cnn.net/si/baseball/news/2003/05/09/baseball_tease/t1_brown_ap.jpg)
Mark definitely is this...
![](http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/CAN/1756.jpg)
![](http://www.regalweb.co.uk/loony/animated/peeman211.gif)
![](http://www.azcentral.com/computing/gifs/0114morford.jpg)
'Mark enjoying his usual shower.'
54 posted on
05/14/2003 2:39:56 PM PDT by
finnman69
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