[Howlin]

Enjoy your stay at FR.

[k2blader]

People pay to print this stuff?

[Psycho_Bunny]

"Morford's Disease" is the condition of having your head up your Clymer...

...and liking it.

[GSWarrior]

Somebody didn't get any last night.

[Dan from Michigan]

cant get no satisfaction

Maybe you can't get any since you're a whining liberal.

BTW - Don't take the name of a Stone's song. They are too good for you.

[ThomasMore]

the ZOT god has triumphed again!

[Tijeras_Slim]

Look UP!

[mhking]

[dfwgator]

Got Zot?

[Scothia]

Why is this still here?

[Luna]

Thank you!! I needed a good laugh today. Was feeling a little low, but now I know that all is right with the world. Liberals are still whining as much as ever.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Well, Morford writes for the San Francisco Chronicle so he probably knows a lot about getting reamed, if nothing else.

[Petronski]

I think Morford has more sand in his vagina again.

[Centurion2000]

Call for fire call for fire .... the ZOT trolls are in sight and ready for action

[Billthedrill]

Normally that many references to passive anal intercourse in a single article might be cause for wondering if the author didn't have an unhealthy fixation in that area, but with Mr. Momford we don't really have to wonder, now do we? For those whose entire worldview revolves around exotic sexual practice it is a revelation that there are places where not having people tied up and beaten with whips on a daily basis is actually an improvement. Such, I suspect, was Baghdad, but Momford may take comfort in certain other improvements, such as the fact that overt homosexuality and criticizing one's president no longer draw a death sentence there. Here, they draw a hefty salary for a newspaper columnist.

[Sunshine Sister]

Excuse me, was it on the news yesterday or the day before that a mobile lab was found?

[Brett66]

I gotta admit, Monford is an expert at reaming, but not coherent thought. Too bad he tried to combine the two.

[ilgipper]

any writer that uses the word "beeyatch" in their article should not get published by any newspaper that expects to be viewed as a credible news source.

[Jhoffa_]

LOL! LOL!

I hope you will excuse me for not taking seriously any column titled:

"BushCo Reams Nation Good No WMDs after all, no excuse for war, too late for anyone to care anymore. Ha-ha, suckers"

(Yes, the "HA-ha suckers" part is in the original title)

This is a joke. It's too ridiculous to even get angry about..

I think it's hysterical. Ad-Mod should have allowed you to remain for the entertainment value alone.

[finnman69]

Morford needs to stick with subjects he understands, like organic tofu ,where to get high heel shoes in a men's size 12, and ass slamming. Mark forgets about the mobile weapon labs they just discovered, the Al Samouds the Iraqis were firing at us and the mustard gas sheels the UN guys themselves found. Now the drama queen is saying we shouldn't have gone into Afghanistan too? ROFL

Mark is definitely not this...

Mark definitely is this...

'Mark enjoying his usual shower.'