I like 'em smooth with no hair! LOL!
OH! You meant swampin' dirty. Ah yes....swampin' exercises...wet black stinkin' goo up to your thighs, mosquitoes buzzing around your head like a fog, jungle boots squishing with every step, bug spray on so think it makes your face camo drip...but keep your ammo and weapon dry. If it is does get wet don't forget to crack the action before letting loose with a round! Now THAT's dirty the way the Good Lord made 'dirty'! :)