[Conspiracy Guy]

Are we sure it wasn't a statue of Scot Ritter dressed as Ronald?

[ghost of nixon]

his dad is secretly hoping his son sexual orientation won't be affected by spending 40 minutes with his head between the legs of a flamboyantly dressed male statue.

[Behind Liberal Lines]

That was no statue, that was Michael Jackson.

[mystery-ak]

Clowns scare me.

[anymouse]

Is this a "hold my happy meal" material? :)

[Catspaw]

The mishap triggered an ordeal that ended when employees finally lathered the 40-pound preschooler's head with liquid soap and slipped him out

His head would've come out faster had they had used some old fries grease, but he probably smelled better with the liquid soap.

[Darheel]

Rename the kid 'Grimace'.

[Luna]

Are they sure it wasn't Pennywise disguised as Ronald MacDonald? You can't be too careful where evil clowns are concerned.

[1rudeboy]

[Monty22]

``We take this matter very seriously,'' he added. ``No one cares more about the safety of our customers, especially children.''

[P.O.E.]

Great movie!

[HamiltonJay]

at least 30 years these types of statues have been around, and your kid is the first one DUMB enough to get his head stuck... maybe you ought to monitor your child a little closer.

[Jonah Hex]

A different clown prince...

[Interesting Times]

Sinister clown ping...