It's the Flight Suit

Heretofore, since at least FDR, most of our American Presidents have been typically staid, except for the notable exception of John F. Kennedy when he appeared formally and repeatedly sans hat. Henceforth the exposed male head was an overnight fad.

With a bad back and Addison’s Disease, Kennedy nevertheless exuded physical vitality to us----he was young, fit, trim and daring (he would sail a boat bare-handed in the open ocean for a magazine photo-op)---furthermore, he exposed his bare head in all settings, even the most formal.

Long-established haberdasheries collapsed shortly after Kennedy’s inauguration because of the ensuing world-wide trend of hatless men.

Now, forty-two years later, U.S. President Bush flew to the homebound troops in a military jet plane and landed on the deck of a carrier. With his flight helmet tucked comfortably against his side Bush was televised for the world’s consumption swaggering across the deck of the world’s largest aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln in a genital-enhancing, parachute-strapped, olive-drab, form-fitted flight suit.

‘Whooo baby! Hold on right there!‘ they howled. For “mediafems” and reflexive Bush critics among the notable women in this profession---whose job it is to either report or comment (or both) on the news…all who griped on the world’s stage of TV, etc. about the carrier landing, had at least their secondary focus on---The Flight Suit.

Ponder briefly what occurred. An adequate summary goes like this: ‘Bush landed as a passenger on a carrier deck.’

This dramatic scene carried by the big media was a version of the “Society News Section-Controls-the-Headlines: It had that--- “Bush wore a beautiful deep-blue sequined-gown as he stepped from the shiny-wet-black helicopter.”---kind of flavor.

Well, something smells Freudian to me about (Robert Byrd not withstanding) women who get exercised when their perceptions unexpectedly titillate their psyches---they don’t like it one bit. ‘Bush was just too sexy for his clothes.’

The refrain was unbearable to Anti-Bush Fems because it had Bush in ALL his glory. Alas, since he is virtually their sworn enemy, it just couldn’t be true to them. Their escape from this cognitive dissonance was to at once deny their flashes of sexual interest and fly into a rage at the same time.

How do I know all this? I’ve been reading what women have been writing about this very concern. To wit, Lisa Schiffren, in the 5/09/03 edition of the Wall Street Journal: Hey, Flyboy! Women voters agree: President Bush is a hottie!

“Back on the West Side, among the liberals I live surrounded by, there was dissent. At my younger children's preschool, comments ranged from ‘well he's cute, but not my type’ to ‘I can't think of anything more revolting.’ Many of them still cite Bill Clinton and his allegedly penetrating intellect as more appealing.”

Schiffren, after speaking with conservative ladies from the (New York) City’s East Side, came to an alternate conclusion:

“The American media were fully aware of how stunning the president looked last week. And they chose to defuse it by referring endlessly to the "photo-oppiness" of the event. The man uses overwhelming military force to vanquish a truly evil foe, facing down balking former "allies," and he is not taken seriously as a foreign- policy president. He out top-guns the Hollywood version, and all the media can talk about is the impending campaign commercial.”

Schiffren’s East-siders spoke unabashedly about Bush’s praiseworthiness and their libidos:

“…among the soccer moms I spend my days with. At my daughter's East Side school, my friend Emily, a mother of two and probably a liberal, examined the picture of the president in his fly-boy gear that I just happened to have in my purse. She looked carefully, grinned and said, "He's a hottie. No doubt about it. Really a hottie. Why haven't I noticed this before?”

And then from the writer’s friend: "Hot? SO HOT!!!!! THAT UNIFORM!" In a more restrained way, my friend Maggie, a writer/mom, explained: "I think he is actually protecting me and my sons, and I find that attractive in a man."

It would seem from of all of these observations that, while some liberal women are painfully repressed, conservative women are enjoying liberation. Not too long ago it was thought to be the reverse.

I don’t know what to make of Robert Byrd, except to conclude lazily that he experienced at least a brief rise to Bush’s apparition when he protested almost vigorously: "I do question the motives of a deskbound president who assumes the garb of a warrior for the purposes of a speech."

It’s hard on Kleagle Byrd as time slips away like sand in the hand and the memory of his donning the silky-white-hood Klu Klux Klan uniform of racial terror is to him a forgotten waywardness.

Psychopathology explains repressed liberal women’s reactions to “Bush-The-Sexy-Hero,” as does long-standing class bigotry and partisan politics allow a clear understanding of Senator Byrd.

Jean Chretien, on the other hand, mystifies analysts. Neither pragmatic nor honestly idealistic, he stands with Chirac for no other apparent reason than transient reassurance that someone likes him.

France will drop Canada like a bad habit once the Maple Leaf is no longer one of France’s covers for sagging public relations. Everyone knows this, yet Chretien still salivates on Jacque’s shoe like a hungry and gracious dog.

The more I scrutinize Canada and its abrupt shift toward global socialism, the more I wonder…have they become so very unlike us when we have been always so close?

LOL. Every time she sees Bill Clinton on TV, she changes the channel, so there's no danger of that.

I think W.'s appeal to women is actually pretty simple- despite what popular media might have us think, women are attracted to integrity and honesty.

And land at cruise speed (ha).
I think a Delta Dart landed somewhere around 160 KTS IAS if I remember correctly.

As you're probably aware the Dart is the F-106 and Dagger is the F-102. Similar airframes but different engines, tails and other features. The 106 was vastly better than the older 102. I think GWB flew 102's. Not sure about landing or take off speeds until I get home my reference library. I doubt that WJC would have had the guts to fly either. In a 2 seat situation like the recent Viking Carrier Landing the pilot probably would have reached over and ejected WJC. What a shame that didn't happen to ol WJC.

64 posted on 05/12/2003 2:09:20 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Smokers are people too, most are good people. But Will Rogers never met me.)

The Delta Dart replaced the Delta Dagger. These aircraft originally were assigned to the ADC. I think the Alaskan Air Command may have had them, too. The 106 was retired when TAC took the ADC role in the early 80's. The F-106's were replaced with F-15A's.
I doubt if WJC would have the guts to ride in any military fighting machine. Don't worry about The Hildebeast making a carrier landing, brooms aren't equipped with tailhooks.

66 posted on 05/12/2003 2:58:41 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Smokers are people too, most are good people. But Will Rogers never met me.)

67 posted on 05/12/2003 3:02:22 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Smokers are people too, most are good people. But Will Rogers never met me.)

But brooms are capable of VTOL. LOL!!!
I am certain the ships are safe though. She doesn't want the possibility of missing a landing, and falling in the ocean. She would melt.

Patrick Leahy beat Bush to it.

It's OK for democrats to don a flight suit but not republicans.
Photo curtesy of Sentor Leahy's own web site.
http://leahy.senate.gov/vermont/guard1.jpg

Bubba didn't like flight suits because they just didn't lend themselves to being worn around the ankles.

A great mental picture of a such a dashing figure, LOL!

This is hillarious! If this a bona fide picture of Leahy (who?) then all dems must suffer inherently from the "Dukakis Curse." If I'm not mistaken, he fell over backwards just after the camera took this image.

(Notice in the picture, that Leahy's cane is just outside the view...on his left.)

"It's not the suit, it's the man". This is so true and this man, President Bush, is a decent, honorable man who also plays a good hand of poker, in theory. And he's winning! All the Dems have to offer is Waxman and Byrd. Very pitiful. God Bless President Bush, our military and America.

72 posted on 05/12/2003 8:10:24 PM PDT by maxwellp (Throw the U.N. in the garbage where it belongs.)

furthermore, he exposed his bare head in all settings, even the most formal.

According to the latest news, he exposed more that his head.

Oh oh, I see an opportunity for a great followup to this post, hahahha.

73 posted on 05/12/2003 8:35:31 PM PDT by CommandoFrank (Peer into the depths of hell and there is the face of Islam!)

Maybe I'm just naive, but I didn't actually notice the "genital enhancing uniform" until it was mentioned here on FR.
I believe the actual quote was "Bush is hung like Secretariat." After that, I checked out the uniform.
No wonder the RATS are upset. Gore had to have his airbrushed...Bush is genuinely...shall we say...verile! HAHAHAHAHA

75 posted on 05/13/2003 5:16:05 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Smokers are people too, most are good people. But Will Rogers never met me.)

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