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Man Bites Off Sister's Finger, Swallows It
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Posted on 05/12/2003 6:11:08 AM PDT by chance33_98

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1 posted on 05/12/2003 6:11:08 AM PDT by chance33_98
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To: chance33_98
That's a horrible story, but I can top it.

Some years ago, a British soccer hooligan sucked out a policeman's eyeball from its socket, bit through the optic nerve and spat the eye onto the street.

Atavism.

2 posted on 05/12/2003 6:13:19 AM PDT by wideawake (Support our troops and their Commander-in-Chief)
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To: wideawake
Yuck!

Did it bounce?

3 posted on 05/12/2003 6:16:11 AM PDT by Yardstick
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To: chance33_98; wideawake
...things go better with Lea & Perrins
4 posted on 05/12/2003 6:17:22 AM PDT by Revelation 911 (Orcae Ita!)
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To: chance33_98
Mom! Omar ate another one of my fingers!!!


Omar! How many times have I told you not to eat your sister's fingers?


5 posted on 05/12/2003 6:18:37 AM PDT by wimpycat ('Nemo me impune lacessit')
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To: chance33_98
He thought he could get away with it. He was sitting there, looking completely innocent -- until his sister fingered him.
6 posted on 05/12/2003 6:20:14 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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To: wimpycat
LOL

(I am just breathing a sigh of relief that my brother never saw a story like this...it was bad enough when he told me to stick my finger in a car cigarette lighter.)

Yeah, yeah, I did it!

7 posted on 05/12/2003 6:21:23 AM PDT by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet (Frugal is such an ugly word.)
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To: chance33_98
A New Jersey man is jailed in Tampa, Fla., after getting into an argument with his sister at a club, then allegedly biting her finger off

So many questions:

Did he ask someone to hold his beer for him first?

Was the pickled pig feet jar empty?

8 posted on 05/12/2003 6:21:35 AM PDT by putupon (There is nothing here to read right now)
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To: chance33_98
This too shall pass.
9 posted on 05/12/2003 6:21:46 AM PDT by DainBramage
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To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
Hannibal Lecter as a child.
10 posted on 05/12/2003 6:23:04 AM PDT by wimpycat ('Nemo me impune lacessit')
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11 posted on 05/12/2003 6:23:25 AM PDT by Constitution Day (I always like to keep my audience RIVETED.)
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To: Constitution Day
ROFL!
12 posted on 05/12/2003 6:23:42 AM PDT by wimpycat ('Nemo me impune lacessit')
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To: DainBramage
This too shall pass.

Can it be reattached?

13 posted on 05/12/2003 6:25:09 AM PDT by verity
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To: verity
Can it be reattached?

I know the answer to that, I just can't put my finger on it.

14 posted on 05/12/2003 6:28:19 AM PDT by DainBramage
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To: Constitution Day; wimpycat; Chad Fairbanks
LOL - aaaaahhhh...what a thread...

(Chad, your thoughts?)
15 posted on 05/12/2003 6:29:19 AM PDT by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet (Frugal is such an ugly word.)
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To: DainBramage
Never ask this woman for directions.
16 posted on 05/12/2003 6:29:20 AM PDT by wimpycat ('Nemo me impune lacessit')
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I am reminded of Gwyneth Paltrow's character in "The Royal Tenenbaums"...but I couldn't find a picture of her prosthetic "digit".

17 posted on 05/12/2003 6:33:35 AM PDT by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet (Frugal is such an ugly word.)
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To: chance33_98
If the facts are properly stated in the article, why is he the only one in jail?
18 posted on 05/12/2003 6:35:53 AM PDT by lepton
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To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
LOL! I had forgotten about that.
19 posted on 05/12/2003 6:35:55 AM PDT by Constitution Day (I always like to keep my audience RIVETED.)
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To: Constitution Day
Ahahaha - here it is:


20 posted on 05/12/2003 6:38:54 AM PDT by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet (Frugal is such an ugly word.)
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