GEORGE W. BUSH --- The Unthinkable Commander in Chief

various news sources | 5-10-03 | dfu

[doug from upland]

For the following reasons, it is unthinkable that George W. Bush is the Commander in Chief ---

1. He got a draft notice but did not report
2. A Senator intervened on his behalf to keep him out
3. He lied to a survivor of the Bataan Death March
4. He led demonstrations against his country during war on foreign soil in which the U.S. flag was burned
5. He did not report to ROTC at the U of Arkansas as he had promised
6. In the letter to the survivor of the Bataan Death March he told the Colonel that he loathed the military
7. He did not allow military officers to wear uniforms in the White House
8. He has consistently cut the number of ships in the Navy
9. He has opposed a missile defense system
10. He groped a female military officer aboard AF-1
11. His lack of knowledge of military affairs resulted in no armored support being given to Rangers in Somalia -- the toll was 19 dead and 76 wounded
12. While discussing life and death matters with a congressman on the phone regarding money for troop deployments, he had a young troubled stalker intern servicing him under the desk
13. While trying to fix a federal sexual harassment lawsuit, he tried to use the Soldiers and Sailors Civil Relief Act to claim he was on active duty and couldn't be sued
14. He bombed an aspirin factory in a foreign country to keep his personal scandals and criminal activity off the front page
15. The troops have no respect for him
16. He would subvert our national security to the interests of the U.N.
17. He staged a phony photo op making a cross out of rocks on a beach at Normandy, a beach that did not have those rocks
18. He allowed a donor to be buried in Arlington, only to have the body removed when people found out the truth that he had no right to be buried there
19. After getting into office, he had to be taught to salute and still sucks at it
20. He is a total incompetent who does not know how to deal with Iraq

I have had it with Bush. Anyone who would do the above is a lowlife scumsucking jackass and has no right being Commander in Chief. He is not fit to lick the boots of any man or woman wearing the uniform. He is a disgrace!

[Brad’s Gramma]

You mean it's a HOAX???????

Oh my.

[MJY1288]

Done deal, I will do it now :-)

[Brad’s Gramma]

:-)

[harpo11]

"Terrorist attacks can shake
the foundations of our biggest buildings,
but they cannot touch the
foundation of America.
These acts shatter steel,
but they cannot dent the steel
of American resolve."
George W. Bush

[deport]

Could it be that Torie is playing along also?.....

[MJY1288]

I will guarantee you that if someone here posted this over at DU, they probably would applaud and not even know it's about the "Sinkmiester"

[JustPiper]

I knew it was Bubba from the lead in on the topic LOL

[harpo11]

Yes...May 1, 2003...CIC--Top Gun...USS Abraham Lincoln

[William McKinley]

You had me at hello.

[hole_n_one]

lol!

[doug from upland]

My son-in-law served a little more than two and a half years in the Navy under Scumbag, and is just about to finish his 5th year. He just re-upped for 3 more. The difference is noticeable. There really is respect for this commander in chief.

And I said it many times. With Scumbag our friends did not trust us and our enemies did not fear us. People everywhere know that this commander in chief means what he says. How refreshing is that?

[Cathryn Crawford]

How sweet!

[harpo11]

Freeping Beautiful!

[Texas Mom]

I just finished reading this book Doug. I wish everyone would.

Have to admit it took me awhile though. I would get so mad I would have to put it down and come back to it later.

[William McKinley]

Show me the money!

[Pan_Yans Wife]

I think DFU likes these ironic postings, so he can find out who actually reads an entire article, from top to bottom, before they decide to put their two cents in. This kind of makes his life easier, when he reads all of the postings, and then knows who to ignore? A possibility.

[Brad’s Gramma]

Agreed. Oh yes.

[TankerKC]

I'm with you, can't the military get into some REALLY big trouble being out of uniform when on duty??????

Not always. We wear civilian clothes now and again for certain occasions. I see a couple of posts above with the claim that Hillary! ordered that there be no uniforms in the White House. I still have trouble believing that it was more that a one time thing.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Could it be that Torie is playing along also?.....

Anything is possible. It certainly wouldn't be the first time I misinterpreted a post, and it surely won't be the last. (Very proud to be an American, though, deport. ; )

[Brad’s Gramma]

He's one of the best here on FR in my opinion!!!!

And spoofs???? You've got that right. He's very good at them, and at drawing people into the conversation.