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Wayne Newton's wallaby escapes!!!
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| Friday, May 9, 2003
Posted on 05/09/2003 10:11:44 AM PDT by presidio9
Edited on 04/29/2004 2:02:31 AM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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Wayne Newton's wallaby escaped from the performer's home Thursday morning, leading police, animal control officers and an urban cowboy on a two-mile chase through south Las Vegas.
The female adult wallaby, a marsupial with clawed fingers and powerful legs, first was seen about 6:30 a.m. running down a busy street near Newton's walled compound, said Joe Boteilho of Clark County Animal Control.
(Excerpt) Read more at cnn.com ...
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; News/Current Events; US: Nevada
KEYWORDS: dankeschoen; wallaby; waynewton
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FWIW, Newton is a big-time Republican.
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posted on
05/09/2003 10:11:44 AM PDT
by
presidio9
To: presidio9
Now THERE'S a headline I never expected to see.
2
posted on
05/09/2003 10:12:24 AM PDT
by
So Cal Rocket
(Free Miguel and Priscilla!)
To: presidio9
This is series!
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posted on
05/09/2003 10:12:41 AM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(There's fast.... and then there's Slim fast....)
To: presidio9
A marsupial once bit my sister...
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posted on
05/09/2003 10:13:24 AM PDT
by
dirtboy
(words in tagline are closer than they appear...)
To: presidio9
"Be vewy vewy quiet...I'm huntin' a waskly wallaby...ha-a-a-a-aaaa"
To: presidio9
Newton's publicist, Tricia McCrone, said investigators were trying to determine how Priscilla got out of the compound. Just a guess, mind you ... but perhaps she jumped out?
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posted on
05/09/2003 10:13:55 AM PDT
by
r9etb
To: presidio9
Tie me wallaby down, sport. . . .
To: presidio9
Watch me wallabies feed, mate
Watch me wallabies feed,
They're a dangerous breed, mate
So watch me wallabies feed
Altogether now!
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
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posted on
05/09/2003 10:14:45 AM PDT
by
Slainte
To: dirtboy
A marsupial once bit my sister..........while she was eating cheese writng an opus...
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posted on
05/09/2003 10:14:52 AM PDT
by
Dog
To: Tijeras_Slim
Indeed. Hugh story developing...
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posted on
05/09/2003 10:15:18 AM PDT
by
presidio9
(Homophobic and Proud!!!)
To: presidio9
Eaten by Sigfried and Roy's tiger!
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posted on
05/09/2003 10:15:46 AM PDT
by
My2Cents
("Well....there you go again.")
To: presidio9
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posted on
05/09/2003 10:16:06 AM PDT
by
July 4th
To: dirtboy
Was she carving her initials into him at the time?
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posted on
05/09/2003 10:16:13 AM PDT
by
presidio9
(Homophobic and Proud!!!)
To: dirtboy
Roo's lips bit sis?
I thought it was moose lips that bit sis.
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posted on
05/09/2003 10:16:50 AM PDT
by
ladyjane
To: presidio9
Wallaby darned!
To: Tijeras_Slim
Wallaby darned!
To: presidio9
Hmmmm... so that is what all the commotion was about...
I was wondering why my cat was acting so agitated the other morning...
I guess she was just upset that she missed out on the opportunity of hitting "The Big One".
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posted on
05/09/2003 10:20:34 AM PDT
by
Willie Green
(Go Pat Go!!!)
To: presidio9
It's now considered a Wallabye!
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posted on
05/09/2003 10:21:31 AM PDT
by
b4its2late
(I don't mind the rat race, but I could do with a little more cheese.)
To: presidio9
To: Slainte
Tan me hyde when I'm dead, Fred,
Tan me hyde when I'm dead.
So, we tanned 'is hyde when he died, Clyde,
An' that's it hangin' on the shed.
Altogether, now.....
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posted on
05/09/2003 10:21:53 AM PDT
by
stboz
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