[The Other Harry]

The only one who is better is the Pelosi!

Wouldn't an evening out on the town with her be fun? ;)

The thought of that reminds me of the worst "date" I've ever had. It was with a school teacher who I had met through an internet ad.

I pretty much circled the block and let her back out. She had been expecting dinner. I had never promised her that, but she was looking forward to getting a large piece of prime rib, a caeser salad, and several magaritas on my VISA card while spouting off to me about her various union issues. She was the shop steward, and -- other than getting dinner on my card -- that was what she had to talk about.

It took me about a heartbeat to see that this was a match that had not been made in heaven.

Man-oh-man, was she pissed. Talk about a wet hen.

Dumping her back off was the best decision I've ever made. I could only have improved on it by never letting her into the car in the first place.

Pelosi would be worse. That's an accomplishment.

[Grampa Dave]

I don't want to be within a hundred yards of the Pelosi. She might shed some deadly cat virus.

Good move on your date from liberal hell. My single son does this quite often, and his older brother when single did this. One time the older son walked home from a date. She picked him up. They got about 7 miles out of town. She stopped for a traffic light. He got out and walked home. She sounded like a knock off your short date.

I asked why he didn't call. He said that he knew that I would kid him about it and he didn't want to be kidded that night. Now we laugh about it.

[ntnychik]

"I could have only improved on it..." You did it just perfectly, Harry. Why deprive yourself of the joy of dumping her self-righteous, um, self on the pavement. Nothing worse than listening to a self-deluded 95%er from the teacher union. Have you ever considered running for school board?