[GraniteStateConservative]

Do you have magic powers? How did you post a July 2nd newspaper front page on June 6th?

[Diddle E. Squat]

Do you have magic powers?

Naw, just a member of the Buildaburgers.

_{(Or maybe I thought I was saving a great front page, but it turns out it was a live link that is changed every day.)}