A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....05-05-03...Cinco de Mayo

Billie

[Billie]

WHOA! That is some Margarita! I'm afraid I would be 'seriously' out of it after one of those! (I'm such a heavy drinker! LOL)

[MeekOneGOP]

now you're resorting to stealing friends, too!

Huh? Would I do dat??? hehe ! :O)

[Billie]

Dutchess, thank you again. :) We've still got a busy week ahead of us, you and I. Thanks for your help! :)

[Billie]

LOL1 I think you're the ONLY one who's used the mailboxes the way wolfie thought they would be used!

[Billie]

She's still being a good boss; she knows you'll get carried away otherwise! : )

Hmmmmm, I like the way you think, Ms nic! :)

[Dubya]

*New Convert Help*
He was not well-educated and rather rough and crude around the edges,
but he was recently converted and now on fire for the Lord.

He was constantly pestering the pastor to give him some work that would
be helpful to the church. Finally the pastor agreed. He gave the man a
list of ten people who hadn't been in church for years nor made any
financial contribution. Some of these were quite prominent in the
community.

The pastor said, "What I want you to do is get these people back to
church, however you can. You can use church stationery if you want, but
get these people back to church."

Three weeks later the pastor got an envelope in the mail from a
prominent doctor whose name had been on the list, along with a check for
$1,000 and a note that read, "Dear Pastor, Please excuse my inactivity
at church. I really have no excuse. Accept this check as a partial
contribution for all the Sundays I've missed, and be assured I will
never, by choice, miss worship again.

Sincerely, J. B. Jones, M.D.

P.S. - Will you kindly tell your secretary that there is only one "t"
in dirty and no "c" in skunk?"

[Billie]

Well, it worked, didn't it? :)

Hi, Dubya, your posts are always refreshing.

[Dubya]

Why thank you Billie.
I was hoping I wouldn't be a dirtty sckunk.

[Billie]

:) Nope, not you.

[WVNan]

Bien nuevo! Am I too late for the party?

[Billie]

Well, hi, Nan! I was coming to say goodnight. You're probably gone now, and it's been a quiet evening - haven't seen Maggie today or a few others who are usually here. I see you brought your dancing shoes though - and the hat, of course!

Come back tomorrow if you can!

[Mo1]

Am I too late for the second around of Margaritas?

Margaritaville

[Libertina]

Just got here because I was out drinking a Margarita! Happy Cinco de Mayo and a big BUMP for such a wonderfully told tale! :)
Happy Cinco de Mayo!

[ST.LOUIE1]

Ok, ok, I take it all back! You're not a boozer.

The only vice you have that I know for sure is.....

you can't keep your fuzzy paws off of chocolate chip cookies. : )

[Mama_Bear]

The only vice you have that I know for sure is..... you can't keep your fuzzy paws off of chocolate chip cookies. : )

Okay, you got me there. When you're right, you're right. :-)

Good night, wolfie. (((((((((((((((louiewolf))))))))))))))

[grantswank]

WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION HAVE NO BIAS

J. Grant Swank, Jr.

General Seif Eddin Al Rawi was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Oops. Off with his head. And this isn’t Alice in Horrorland. This is Baghdad.

So weapons of mass destruction have no prejudice. They are an equal opportunity employer. They have ethics. They tolerate no bias.

So when they are used on the masses, fine. When they are used on solo mortal, fine. In any way needed, WMD make the final move and finish off.

Saddam Hussein is surely known now as one of the bloody dictators of all ages. Daily news confirms it — to liberals and conservatives alike. Therefore, if anything good came out of Iraqi Freedom, it was freedom. And for that the civil world can give thanks, regardless of one’s political slot. Human freedom counts most; otherwise, those in the United States of America would not prize our liberties as we do.

So it was that the US-led coalition was surrounding Baghdad, ready to capture its innards. Qusay did not like. Saddam did not like that. Therefore, father and son bonded like unto bonding in prior days when WMD went solo. They called in Seif Eddin Al Rawi. One can imagine the discussion was not extended.

After all, Saddam had not expected a rapid advance of US military toward Baghdad. He had set loose six Republican Guard visions to cover the Iraqi capital. However, two of those divisions were “neutralized” by US-led coalition attacks. The four others simply failed in their tracks. No resistance worth anything, according to the WORLD TRIBUNE on May 5.

Saddam and son were not at all happy.

Therefore, Al Rawi was called to the principal’s office. On the very day that the US-coalition militia took the capital, Al Rawi’s physical remains were sent to his family. He had been shot — execution style — in the head and back.

The Iraqi leading military commander was no more.

His crime? Treason.

Welcome to the Hussein theme park. WMD have no bias.

[nicmarlo]

She's still being a good boss; she knows you'll get carried away otherwise! : )

Hmmmmm, I like the way you think, Ms nic! :)

Thanks, Bille!

[nicmarlo]

Would I do dat???

............................YES! : )

[Billie]

Some of you are just too early for me! Today's Thread....

A Lesson In Chinese

[MeekOneGOP]

............................YES! : )

hehe! I can't put nuttin' over on you, can I? :O)