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Bush to Play 'Neo' in Fourth Matrix Movie
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| 5/1/3
| Scott Ott
Posted on 05/01/2003 9:11:38 PM PDT by socal_parrot
(2003-05-01) -- U.S. President George Bush will take over where Keanu Reeves left off when he stars in 2004 release of The Matrix IV: Re-Elected.
Mr. Bush, whose popularity ratings shot off the chart today when he landed in a Navy jet on a moving aircraft carrier, said he's eager to put on the dark shades.
"Laura and I loved the first movie," said Mr. Bush,"And I'm sending some Secret Service guys to stand in line and get tickets for Reloaded. It's great to have a franchise so successful that you know more than a year in advance it will be a winner."
In The Matrix IV: Re-Elected, an older Neo continues his fight against a machine that saps the energy of the people, keeps them dependent and creates an artificial reality so convincing that the people don't realize they're really slaves.
Keanu Reeves, when informed of the decision to cast Mr. Bush, reportedly said, "Whoa."
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TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bush; humor; matrix
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To: socal_parrot
Bwaaahaaahaaaa!!!!
I can't WAIT for the (real) movie!
To: socal_parrot
Great way to improve a great movie. Bush is almost as good an actor as Keanu Reeves.
To: socal_parrot
Dubya could act circles around that doped-out surf rat.
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posted on
05/01/2003 9:13:52 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
To: socal_parrot
Keanu Reeves, when informed of the decision to cast Mr. Bush, reportedly said, "Whoa."LOL!
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posted on
05/01/2003 9:14:33 PM PDT
by
AM2000
To: martin_fierro
Yeah you're right Bush is twice the actor Keanu is
To: socal_parrot
Also Bush really is a NEO..................(Con).
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posted on
05/01/2003 9:18:48 PM PDT
by
TD911
To: Leftymasher
He doesn't need to be an "actor" he does what is right ....something the hollyweirds don't yet grasp (if ever)
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posted on
05/01/2003 9:18:55 PM PDT
by
spokeshave
( against dead wood (albore) Frogs & Rats)
To: socal_parrot
I see Trinity's residual self-image remains unchanged, unless that is her and Neo's daughter grown up. Hmmmm.
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posted on
05/01/2003 9:29:03 PM PDT
by
nhoward14
To: spokeshave
I agree he says what needs to be said. When he needs to promote policy he's very tenacious at sticking to the script and getting things done.
Friday morning comedy bump.
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posted on
05/02/2003 7:11:23 AM PDT
by
socal_parrot
(Come from the land of the ice and snow.....)
To: socal_parrot
Keanu Reeves, when informed of the decision to cast Mr. Bush, reportedly said, "Whoa." Later utterings by Reeves in reaction to the development were heard to include "Bogus" and "I know kung fu" ....
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posted on
05/02/2003 7:13:14 AM PDT
by
Centurion2000
(We are crushing our enemies, seeing him driven before us and hearing the lamentations of the liberal)
To: socal_parrot
... an older Neo continues his fight against a machine that saps the energy of the people, keeps them dependent and creates an artificial reality so convincing that the people don't realize they're really slaves. Taking on the Federal Government, huh?
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posted on
05/02/2003 7:14:38 AM PDT
by
Wolfie
To: socal_parrot
I could see John McCain playing the Agent Smith part. Wish I could whip that up with Photoshop.
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posted on
05/02/2003 8:21:58 AM PDT
by
mjohnq
To: socal_parrot
rofl
just watched all the latest trailers. Man I am pumped for this movie. This
atrix will INCREDIBLE! Can't wait for the 100 Agent smith fight scene.
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posted on
05/02/2003 8:58:03 PM PDT
by
finnman69
(!)
To: finnman69
This would be good with 100 W's also.
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posted on
05/02/2003 9:02:24 PM PDT
by
finnman69
(!)
To: finnman69
The Matrix was successful because it tapped into some very deep-seated contemporary fears...................
My vote is 100's of Hillarys.
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posted on
05/04/2003 4:29:17 PM PDT
by
DoctorMichael
(...............bee-bop-a-shu-bop.................)
To: finnman69
What's happened to Elrond's ears?!?!?!?!?!?!?!Mark
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posted on
05/04/2003 5:08:13 PM PDT
by
MarkL
To: DoctorMichael
100's of Hillary's...now that would be spooky
(in her voice) 'Mister Bush...'
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posted on
05/04/2003 6:09:01 PM PDT
by
finnman69
(!)
To: socal_parrot
an older Neo continues his fight against a machine that saps the energy of the people, keeps them dependent and creates an artificial reality so convincing that the people don't realize they're really slaves
Sounds like America after Hillary seizes power.
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