[Sofa King]

Perhaps "usless hunk of dog shit storming" would be more appropriate for these people to use. Let everyone else stick with "brain storming".

[headsonpikes]

I think these wankers would prefer 'head-hugging', so as not to offend the brainless, and to be affirmatively nurturing.

"Let everyone else stick with 'brain-storming'." ;^)