At first glance, I thought that this one would be Zotted. Im glad I read it - too funny!! ROFLMAO
5 posted on
04/30/2003 5:25:36 PM PDT by
SwinneySwitch
(Liberate Syria, Lebanon, Palestine, NK, Cuba,...Hollywood - Support the Troops!)
First rule of good Socialistic Democrat Party government is that
a government treats its entire population with equality. We must make sure that everyone has the same standard of living no matter how much individual effort he or she wishes to apply.
///ie..All gulag residents are equal.Second rule of good Socialistic Democrat Party, is that the courts of the land must have judges that think like the defendants in front of them. ///ie..It takes one to know one.
Third rule, and bedrock of Social Democrat government, states that once a social spending plan has been established it must never be allowed to stop. ///ie..and its funding must increase every year.