Hilarious ebay description

ebay ^

[rdb3]

Thanx for the ping. I loved this one.

And today was a good day...

[willyboyishere]

I'm amazed that I don't see Ted Nugent listed as an inspiration/role model.

[miele man]

I'd certainly like to see this kid diagram these sentences.

[dixiechick2000]

"Following my 8 years of Military Service as a Naval Aviator, I plan to be a screenwriter."

He's at the Citadel now, and plans on becoming a Naval Aviator. After his time in the Navy, he will become a screenwriter.

I don't understand the Semper Fi, though.

After reading this, I'm going to have to hang out at Ebay more often.

[dixiechick2000]

ROTFLOL! That's the longest run-on sentence I have ever seen.

Great post, first or not!

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I've just sent him this via email:

Dear Sir,

The ad you wrote for the speaker system you are selling was posted on a forum that I am a member of.
It was greatly enjoyed by many on the forum.
But greater than that, many there were impressed with your profile and personal description of yourself.

As a member of this forum in good standing for many years, I would like to extend an invitation to you to come and join in this forum.
It is described as an online gathering place for independent, grass-roots conservatism on the web.
I am speaking of none other than the world renowned, Free Republic.

I and many others there feel that you would be a worthwhile addition and a valuable contributor to the community there.
It is also one of the world's premier news websites where you can get breaking news as it happens along with a dose of commentary on any subject posted there.

You will find thousands of quality people at Free Republic from every walk of life.
We represent the core constituency of this great nation and the its future as well.

Please consider this invitation seriously. I believe you will find many like-minded people there along with thousands of veterans who have also served. I also believe you will find it a valuable tool as you make your way in the world serving our great nation in your chosen military career.

To reach the homepage, click here on www.freerepublic.com and dive right in. You will find no shortage of people willing to accept and help you get comfortable and fit right in.

Cheers and good luck,

"Bloody Sam Roberts"

[cherry_bomb88]

....... female disrespecting, four letter-worded illiterate world ......

*sigh* Now you see why I sit home on the weekends, that's about all that's out there, even in my age bracket.... So, dear 'Dru, rest assured, that "dream" of my white knight and the wonderful kiss (that turned out to be my kitten licking my ear) is just a dream and so shall remain until there are men around here that think like FBD, you don't have any single male relatives this way do ya', FBD?????

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Here's a funny little parting shot from the Bid History of the same listing. Seems he cancelled a 30 cent bid because he didn't like the bidder's name!

ugotscrewedagn(0)
Cancelled $0.30 Explanation:Look at his name....Im sorry but with shades...and that screename ..no way.	Bid:Apr-28-03 14:32:53 PDT CancelledApr-28-03 18:09:41 PDT

[KIRSCH E.G]

Hello All,
I am the actual author of the eBay listing that is being discussed here. I just wanted to take the time and thank all of you for opening a forum based on a humorous tirade that I developed based on an inside joke between a friend and I. More importantly I really would like to voice my appreciation for those who have enough Strength to be true patriots, as Mr Roberts had indicted, I have seen that this is a like minded forum, and website, and I feel uncannily comfortable. I would like you all to know that I plan to visit this site more often because your views are important to me. It is a rarity that people as a whole stand to fight in something they believe in, for it is such a great thing to believe in something, and more often, the hardest thing to people to do. To call faith in our American people, in our flag, our values, and our very essence we become closer to a unified and continually diverse nation based on an idea of a productive free society. We should seek out and embrace our strengths, and relentlessly seek to reconstruct and heal our weaknesses. In a time of darkened horizons, dawns of purity, compassion, and liberty shall arise to touch and surround each citizen of this country as rays of sunlight do if we actively participate in its renewal and save our colors from the negligence of liberalists. I wish you all the very best, and yes I am only 21, I feel that I have entered fertile waters, and I thank you all forwardly for your initial welcome, Thank you. God Bless.
-EGK

[jocon307]

Paragraphed it yourself, did you? LOL, this is the greatest thing. I must e-mail it to Hubby right away. He says civic drivers are THE WORST! I can't believe how funny this is.

GREAT POST! GREAT AD! GOD BLESS AMERICA, that has such people in it!

[Brad’s Gramma]

Thank you SO much for the ping! This is absolutely hilarious. He HAS to be a Freeper, I agree.

[Brad’s Gramma]

I can't help if it people on here can't correctly spell their accusations!

NO! ARE YOU KIDDING??????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA I've been wondering about that tag line all day. Oh, now that's SO FUNNY!!!!

[TechJunkYard]

Bump for later.

[blam]

I'll be damn. There are always two Rice-Boy cars at my favorite Chinese Restaurant here in Mobile. Just wait till I go to eat there again.

[Brad’s Gramma]

Side splitting humor PING

[dixiechick2000]

Welcome to Free Republic! We always need more like-minded people and you will be a wonderful addition to this forum.

Good luck on your career in Naval Aviation. What bird would you like to fly? Hubby was a Naval Aviator in Viet Nam.

The next time you auction something on eBay, please post it here. ;o)

[Brad’s Gramma]

Welcome HOME!!! We are MOST proud to call you one of our own.

Thank you for the laughter today, but more than that thank you for your service to our great country.

[azGOPgal]

Welcome aboard. You'll fit in just great here and find it a safe haven from all the liberal stuff going on.

We actually need to thank you for being a true patriot and serving our country. We definitly need more people like you who exude a great love and respect of America and what she stands for.

Let us know if you sell anything else on eBay. A good laugh is good every now and then.

[Howlin]

Everybody, it's the eBAY GUY, in person, the author of this hilarious piece we've been enjoying all day!