DFU SONG: You're So Vain (Hillary's vein pops out of her head from shrieking)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 4-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - YOU'RE SO VAIN -- use second version

She walked in to the meeting like she was walking up to her throne
Her wrap strategically placed on Black Crusty…tonight would she whine and moan?
She had one eye on reporters and…one eye on some girl alone
Give her the chance, she'd destroy this great nation…she'd wreck our nation

Oh, Rodham's vein…would soon pop out of her head, exploding
Hillary's vein…would pop right out of her head exploding…alleluia

She started her speech quite normally…with all of the standard crap
If you listened to it for 10 seconds, friends…you'd instantly take a nap
With her real charm she went to work…and started fooling those saps
They all jumped when the witch started her shrieking…started her shrieking

Oh, Rodham's vein…popped out of her head and it exploded
Hillary's vein…popped right out of her head and exploded…alleluia

(musical interlude)

She gives men nightmares she's in their bed naked…in their bed naked

(musical interlude)

I hear she reached 200 decibels…before she was finally done
Every dog within 15 miles of that place…was suddenly on the run
She broke each and every window pane…the cleanup really was fun

So we dodged a bullet…there's hope for our nation…hope for our nation

Oh, Rodham's vein…popped out of her head and it exploded
Hillary's vein…popped right out of her head and exploded…alleluia

Hillary's vein…popped out of her head and exploded
Hillary's vein…popped out of her head and exploded
Hillary's vein…popped out of her head and exploded

[green team 1999]

good one,well done.

[SevenofNine]

OHHH DOUG rack ittt

OMG you know what I think that not right song for Hillary could be Bill or Saddam

OH YEAHHH

[green team 1999]

She walked in to the meeting like she was walking up to her throne Her wrap strategically placed on Black Crusty…tonight would she whine and moan?

ain`t that a scary truth!,
doug i`m going to have that tune in my head for a couple of days,too bad carly Simon is a democrat.

[patriciaruth]

Giggle.

[doug from upland]

This is funny. A few years back, National Review had a contest to write a parody song about Hillary. A FReeper told me about it. I turned in a version to this tune and either got second place or an honorable mention. I'll see if I can find it. Yes, I chose the tune because Carly is a big RAT and had just sung at a RAT event.

[doug from upland]

Here are a few more versions --- CLICK.

[green team 1999]

thanks for the link,oh by the way,i keep hearing you on the radio,every once in awhile.

[doug from upland]

I still call every once in a while. During the Clinton years, I was probably on the radio 5 or 6 times a week on various stations. Today, I won two tickets from KRLA to see......................HARRY BELAFONTE! Yes, Harry Belafonte at the Greek Theatre. What should I do with those tickets? I certainly am not going. He can choke on his banana.

[JustPiper]

What should I do with those tickets? I certainly am not going

When you pick up your tickets, tell KRLA you do not want them! Instead you would like their monetary worth to be donated to "W's" 2004 campaign!!!

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Funny stuff!

[Quix]

GREAT!

I do believe that songs like this and

jokes rushing through the personal networks at

her unroyal lowness,
her hideous heinous--
Bwitch Shrillery Antoinette de Fosterizer de Sade's

expense

stand the greatest chances of defeating her--more than a ton of political action--though I think we must do all such.

PLEASE--FOLKS, JOKE SUBMISSIONS, CREATIONS, SUGGESTIONS?

[doug from upland]

I'm trying to do my part. :)

[Fred Mertz]

Excellent, dfu. Thanks for your efforts and talents.

[Quix]

i THINK

YOU

do far more than your part!

Wish we could do something about the ?blindness? busy-ness, ?laziness? and apathy even among folk who agree with us!

[doug from upland]

Song ping list. Sing, sing, sing.

[doug from upland]

Pinging the song list. Sing, sing, sing.

[Paul Atreides]

[doug from upland]

Oh, my.

[bmwcyle]

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