DFU SONG: You're So Vain (Hillary's vein pops out of her head from shrieking)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 4-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - YOU'RE SO VAIN -- use second version

She walked in to the meeting like she was walking up to her throne
Her wrap strategically placed on Black Crusty…tonight would she whine and moan?
She had one eye on reporters and…one eye on some girl alone
Give her the chance, she'd destroy this great nation…she'd wreck our nation

Oh, Rodham's vein…would soon pop out of her head, exploding
Hillary's vein…would pop right out of her head exploding…alleluia

She started her speech quite normally…with all of the standard crap
If you listened to it for 10 seconds, friends…you'd instantly take a nap
With her real charm she went to work…and started fooling those saps
They all jumped when the witch started her shrieking…started her shrieking

Oh, Rodham's vein…popped out of her head and it exploded
Hillary's vein…popped right out of her head and exploded…alleluia

(musical interlude)

She gives men nightmares she's in their bed naked…in their bed naked

(musical interlude)

I hear she reached 200 decibels…before she was finally done
Every dog within 15 miles of that place…was suddenly on the run
She broke each and every window pane…the cleanup really was fun

So we dodged a bullet…there's hope for our nation…hope for our nation

Oh, Rodham's vein…popped out of her head and it exploded
Hillary's vein…popped right out of her head and exploded…alleluia

Hillary's vein…popped out of her head and exploded
Hillary's vein…popped out of her head and exploded
Hillary's vein…popped out of her head and exploded

[StarFan]

You're so talented dfu.

Hannity is losing little time replaying the speech for ALL his radio/TV listeners to hear the REAL Hillary. It's no wonder her rapist husband looked elsewhere and her staff hid behind doors when she flew by. So, Madame is sick and tired of people not able to criticize any administration, yet when we did it we were the mean vast right wing.

[ladyinred]

ROTFL!!!!!
This is a prize winner!!!!

[SerpentDove]

LOL

[Ed_in_NJ]

That's Hillarious!

[nicmarlo]

LOL!!!

Here's her from the other day (originally posted by Fraulein), beside the fake pic of her for her new book. : )

[Twinkie]

I heard her on the radio and was reminded so much of
Hitler screaming and yelling and flailing his arms in
speeches, and she was probably subdued at this juncture.
Make no mistake. She WILL be a dictator if by some
awful circumstance she (shudder) actually manages to
finagle her way into the Presidency. Horrors! Perish the
thought!!

[doug from upland]

Judging by what they did in eight years, I am fearful of what she is capable of doing. If she does something really egregious, what are people going to do? Get her impeached? The bar is so high for that, I don't think any president can ever be impeached. She issues executive orders. Who is going to stop her? Bill is named head of the U.N. and she commits 5,000 full-time American troops to wear the blue beret and go anywhere the U.N. wants with no congressional input. Who will stop her?

[doug from upland]

It looks like I will be in New York on business within the next 2-4 weeks. Where's the FReeper party?

[doug from upland]

HANNITY SHOWS IT ON TELEVISION

[democratsstealvotes]

The side by side shots of the Queen of Vice look strangely alike. Here, my friends, is a very conniving and wicked female. If she were in control, she'd be like Mao, or Stalin, or Saddam. Remember her health plan: doctors would go to jail for treating someone not on their list. I shudder to look at her. She's a joke, but she's also damned serious: she had Vince killed because he knew too much.
Every day, I pray that God will take her down where she belongs.

[doug from upland]

I think Vince killed himself at the White House. His body had to be moved to the park, however, because they could not afford for the FBI to be in charge of the investigation. They would have sealed his office and not allowed the raid by Hillary's cohorts.