Why don't you translate it into Ebonics. That would be funnier.
Copy the article and paste it. I would post what comes back but it would probably be deleted.
If da Supreme Court says dat ya gots da right ta consensual sex within yo' home, then ya gots da right ta bigamy, ya gots da right ta polygamy, ya gots da right ta incest, ya gots da right ta adultery. You gots da right ta anythin'. Does dat undermine da fabric o' our society? I would argue yeea , it do. sho 'nuff!