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Show Me the Body
Scientific American ^ | Wednesday, April 23, 2003 | Michael Shermer

Posted on 04/28/2003 6:35:41 AM PDT by WaveThatFlag

The world lost the creators of two of its most celebrated bio-hoaxes recently: Douglas Herrick, father of the risibly ridiculous jackalope (half jackrabbit, half antelope), and Ray L. Wallace, paternal guardian of the less absurd Bigfoot. The jackalope enjoins laughter in response to such peripheral hokum as hunting licenses sold only to those whose IQs range between 50 and 72, bottles of the rare but rich jackalope milk, and additional evolutionary hybrids such as the jackapanda. Bigfoot, on the other hand, while occasionally eliciting an acerbic snicker, enjoys greater plausibility for a simple evolutionary reason: large hirsute apes currently roam the forests of Africa, and at least one species of a giant ape--Gigantopithecus--flourished some hundreds of thousands of years ago alongside our ancestors.

Is it possible that a real Bigfoot lives despite the posthumous confession by the Wallace family that it was just a practical joke? Certainly. After all, although Bigfoot proponents do not dispute the Wallace hoax, they correctly note that tales of the giant Yeti living in the Himalayas and Native American lore about Sasquatch wandering around the Pacific Northwest emerged long before Wallace pulled his prank in 1958. In point of fact, throughout much of the 20th century it was entirely reasonable to speculate about and search for Bigfoot, as it was for the creatures of Loch Ness, Lake Champlain and Lake Okanagan (Scotland's Nessie, the northeastern U.S.'s Champ and British Columbia's Ogopogo, respectively). Science traffics in the soluble, so for a time these other chimeras warranted our limited exploratory resources. Why don't they now?

The study of animals whose existence has yet to be proved is known as cryptozoology, a term coined in the late 1950s by Belgian zoologist Bernard Heuvelmans. Cryptids, or "hidden animals," begin life as blurry photographs, grainy videos and countless stories about strange things that go bump in the night. Cryptids come in many forms, including the aforementioned giant pongid and lake monsters, as well as sea serpents, giant octopuses, snakes, birds and even living dinosaurs.

The reason cryptids merit our attention is that enough successful discoveries have been made by scientists based on local anecdotes and folklore that we cannot dismiss all claims a priori. The most famous examples include the gorilla in 1847 (and the mountain gorilla in 1902), the giant panda in 1869, the okapi (a short-necked relative of the giraffe) in 1901, the Komodo dragon in 1912, the bonobo (or pygmy chimpanzee) in 1929, the megamouth shark in 1976 and the giant gecko in 1984. Cryptozoologists are especially proud of the catch in 1938 of a coelacanth, an archaic-looking species of fish that had been thought to have gone extinct in the Cretaceous.

Although discoveries of previously unrecorded species of bugs and bacteria are routinely published in the annals of biology, these instances are startling because of their recency, size, and similarity to cryptid cousins Bigfoot, Nessie, et al. They also have in common--a body! In order to name a new species, one must have a type specimen--a holotype--from which a detailed description can be made, photographs taken, models cast and a professional scientific analysis prepared.

If such cryptids still survived in the hinterlands of North America and Asia, surely by now one would have turned up. So far all we have are the accounts. Anecdotes are a good place to begin an investigation--which by themselves cannot verify a new species. In fact, in the words of social scientist Frank J. Sulloway of the University of California at Berkeley--words that should be elevated to a maxim: "Anecdotes do not make a science. Ten anecdotes are no better than one, and a hundred anecdotes are no better than ten."

I employ Sulloway's maxim every time I encounter Bigfoot hunters and Nessie seekers. Their tales make for gripping narratives, but they do not make sound science. A century has been spent searching for these chimerical creatures. Until a body is produced, skepticism is the appropriate response.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: bigfoot; cryptozoology; douglasherrick; jackalope; nessie; raywallace; xfiles
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1 posted on 04/28/2003 6:35:41 AM PDT by WaveThatFlag
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To: WaveThatFlag
I'd love to see Scientific American be this tactful with Creationists.
2 posted on 04/28/2003 6:52:17 AM PDT by Question_Assumptions
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To: The Boston Stranger
Some friends of mine from Utah recently informed me they were Jack Mormans.
4 posted on 04/28/2003 7:39:03 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: The Boston Stranger
Yeti's not going to like this!

What's el Chupacabre? Is it one of those half-sheep, half-man things, like the Grunch? There is a road in New Orleans called Grunch Road. The Grunch is half-man, half-sheep, the descendant of a species born of lonely shepherds' desperation.
5 posted on 04/28/2003 7:47:40 AM PDT by Devil_Anse
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To: Devil_Anse
All of these creatures have a lot in common with our old pal OBL. Nobody can give any real proof that they are alive, but a certain segment of the population clings to the circumstantial evidence. Until I see the video of Osama and Yeti doing the hokey-pokey and holding up a copy of yesterday's newspaper, I'm going to have to trust my instinct that tells me that both no longer exist.
6 posted on 04/28/2003 7:53:27 AM PDT by WaveThatFlag
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To: Question_Assumptions
I'd love to see Scientific American be this tactful with Creationists.

I'd hate to see cryptozoologists push their ideas into the public school curriculum.

8 posted on 04/28/2003 11:24:44 AM PDT by Physicist
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To: The Boston Stranger
"Weirdly, "cabre" sounds like a dead goat to me."

Is "cabre's" first name "Mac"???

Inquiring minds want to know!

9 posted on 04/28/2003 11:32:43 AM PDT by albee
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To: Physicist
I'd hate to see cryptozoologists push their ideas into the public school curriculum.

Oh, so would I. And I don't particularly want any brand of creationism taught in schools, either. But I would like schools to teach kids the boundaries of theories as opposed to laws and other certainties.

My concern with modern science is that it often creates the illusion of much more certainty than there really is. As the article pointed out, there are creatures which were doubted for a time but which ultimately were shown to really exist. We don't know everything, but some people, particularly those who produce science shows for mass consumption, like to pretend that we do, for certain.

For example, I've watched more that a few dinosaur shows on the various learning channels (TLC, Discovery, etc.) and they now invariably show computer aided reconstructions of ancient species in all their full-color glory, exhibiting all sorts of behaviors, quirks, noises, etc. based on the best guesses of the day. What they fail to mention, in many cases, is that the reconstruction is based on a single specimen that consists of a jaw bone and a half-dozen teeth or something similarly small.

Why is that a problem? Because these guesses aren't always right and once you've inserted a "fact" into the mainstream, you can't get rid of it. Look at T. Rex. Hunter or scavenger? The truth is that there are competing theories. How fast could a T. Rex run? Again, competing theories. And many of the current ones will change over time.

All I'm asking is that publications like Scientific American publish level-headed articles about what we actually know. I've read their articles on both Creationism and the Skeptical Environmentalist and, frankly, I found them both lacking as science. The Scientific American actually did a fairly good job of explaining the issues in this particular case without making statements that are unscientific and which it cannot back up. Given the absurdity of many cryptozoological claims, I think the Scientific American did a very good job of being level-headed and polite and left their ax at home instead of bring it to the grinding wheel. I do honestly wish that they'd show the same decorum when discussing Creationism and the environment instead of becoming the very thing that they are fighting against -- closed minded and dogmatic.

11 posted on 04/28/2003 12:13:40 PM PDT by Question_Assumptions
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To: WaveThatFlag; All
calling all art bell listeners!
12 posted on 04/28/2003 12:16:47 PM PDT by green team 1999
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13 posted on 04/28/2003 12:57:18 PM PDT by Hatteras (The Thundering Herd Of Turtles ROCK!)
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To: WaveThatFlag
Oh, I thought this post was about another Tom Daschle speech. Figured he'd be saying that since we haven't produced Saddam's body (and Osama's for that matter) that he was deeply saddened that the President's War on Terror is "failing" or some other such rot.
17 posted on 04/28/2003 1:08:39 PM PDT by COBOL2Java
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To: Hatteras
Is that Hillary without her makeup?
18 posted on 04/28/2003 1:09:49 PM PDT by COBOL2Java
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To: The Boston Stranger
"...eres pendejo"

AM NOT!!!

I'm not fluent but I did work a number of years building houses!

19 posted on 04/28/2003 1:14:11 PM PDT by Hatteras (The Thundering Herd Of Turtles ROCK!)
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To: WaveThatFlag; knews_hound
In the Santa Cruz mountains of California resides the exceedingly rare hybrid of a mule and an antelope known as the California Coastal Assalope Hornus Dumbilicus. It is the mascot of the Santa Cruz chapter of E Clampus Vitus. It is only seen from time to time usually at remote clamper functions.
20 posted on 04/28/2003 1:17:47 PM PDT by clamper1797 (Per caritate viduaribus orphanibusque sed prime viduaribus)
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