[Taffini]

Then sign me up, baby! Some sweet conservative lovin' will fix her right up! Plus, I'll help her pick a hair color and stick with it.



Lan, Please do something about those awful glasses she wears. Get those headlights lasered so she can see.

[LanPB01]

I think those glasses add to her sex appeal. It's probably that whole "repressed librarian just waiting to get wild" thing I've got stuck in my head. Yeah, I've got issues.