[george wythe]

Texas Penal Code

§ 21.06. Homosexual Conduct

(a) A person commits an offense if he engages in deviate sexual intercourse with another individual of the same sex.

(b) An offense under this section is a Class C misdemeanor.

Acts 1973, 63rd Leg., p. 883, ch. 399, § 1, eff. Jan. 1, 1974. Amended by Acts 1993, 73rd Leg., ch. 900, § 1.01, eff. Sept. 1, 1994

In case you don't know what deviate sexual intercourse is:

§ 21.01. Definitions

In this chapter:

(1) "Deviate sexual intercourse" means:

(A) any contact between any part of the genitals of one person and the mouth or anus of another person; or

(B) the penetration of the genitals or the anus of another person with an object.

[george wythe]

If a guy is having a threesome with two women, and one of the women uses a toy to stimulate the other woman, she will be arrested.

The guy can use the sex toy to stimulate any of the women, but neither of the women can stimulate each other with the sex toy.

Who has time to think these weird laws?