Now don't go callin' PETA on me. : )
Baghdad Bob can also be credited with saying that.
This was posted by GretchenEE on the Day in the Life thread
JACQUES CHIRAC We have no comment on chickens, the chicken industry, who makes or who is denied profits from them, and how the roads got built, which contractor might or might not have skimmed profits from the construction contract, or which came first, the chicken guilty of producing the egg, or the egg, which should have been terminated before it could overpopulate the chicken world (God knows, there are already too many chickens afoot!) before it became a burden on French society. We have no comment on the pharmaceutical industry which strives so hard to maintain quality of life for all the chickens who are unfairly forced to have to rear a full brood of chicklets. Finally, we do have one comment on the future of chickens in France. These fowl creatures are henceforth barred from living here. There have been too many painful allusions for us to continue to harbor such a creature in the great state of France, which will never surrender to such insults