It would certainly make showbiz interesting again:
Agent: Baby, the public loved you!
Ingenue: How do you know, Bernie? The reviews aren't in yet?
Agent: No, but you're still breathin', ain't ya? Listen, Toots, I gotta go. An appointment with the mortician.
Ingenue: Another Baldwin, Bernie?
Agent: Yeah, they finally got Alex. Strange, I thought he woulda been riddled by Vets during the network debut of Midway, but it happened during a repeat of the Shinging Time Station movie.
Igenue: So it wasn't a Republican?
Agent: Amazingly, no. They've actually been more restrained than anyone expected. Apparently it was a five-year old somewhere in Ohio who just thought Ringo made a better Mr. Conductor.
Igenue: Well, he did, you know.
Agent: Yeah, Baby. You can't argue with the public. Especially now.